WH40K Roleplay Thread Ending; "Who Knew?"

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John Galt

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Yes, these bans are the perfect excuse to take so long in updating. The mods favor me, the lynch will be whenever the two little rascals get back. I'd also like to remind you to vote early and vote often, I've been getting behind on the lynches and a three vote lynch is hardly fun to justify in the story.
 

irishdelinquent

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OOC: I'd have to go with Pie. His banning clearly shows his guilt. Not to mention he has weapons caches on the ship, some of which we might not have found. However, that is just the opinion of a Daemon...
 

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"Perhaps you're right, Rain." replied Kalidian as he nudged the unconscious Pie with his boot, "Let's take him with us in case he wakes up."

OOC: I'm gonna say it's Pie aswell, he does seem pretty guilty anyway.
 

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OOC: I thought it was murder time since I just off'd Inglis. Ahh well, Pie has to go. Sorry buddy, you're so helpless in your ban cage.

"Well it seems that this is the last of the hertics. The rest of the crew should know that the root has been cleasned and the filth gone. Our mission has failed but at least we can steer clear of the hertic's weed."
 

Singing Gremlin

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OOC: yeah, lets off Pie. Mainly to save myself the trouble of explaining why I've been nosing around his cache, but hey! We can have ulterior motives.
 

John Galt

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PurpleRain said:
OOC: I thought it was murder time since I just off'd Inglis. Ahh well, Pie has to go. Sorry buddy, you're so helpless in your ban cage.

"Well it seems that this is the last of the hertics. The rest of the crew should know that the root has been cleasned and the filth gone. Our mission has failed but at least we can steer clear of the hertic's weed."
Well, we had two murders in a row once, so just tell yourself that in Inquisitors are feeling particularly ornery this morning.
 

PurpleRain

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John Galt said:
PurpleRain said:
OOC: I thought it was murder time since I just off'd Inglis. Ahh well, Pie has to go. Sorry buddy, you're so helpless in your ban cage.

"Well it seems that this is the last of the hertics. The rest of the crew should know that the root has been cleasned and the filth gone. Our mission has failed but at least we can steer clear of the hertic's weed."
Well, we had two murders in a row once, so just tell yourself that in Inquisitors are feeling particularly ornery this morning.
OOC: Haha. It's a fine day to kill.
 

Easykill

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Ghost- Pie seems to be unbanned. I'm going to feel good about myself for contributing to that if you don't mind.
 

John Galt

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Well, everyone's got that itchy trigger finger pointing at Pie so he's going out with a bang.

Kalidian ducked into the small hatch and drug his captive beside him. The hold?s lights flickered overhead, the ship seemed to be running out of fissionable material for her engines. Kalidian reminded himself to take the matter up with Ophelia later. The ship?s course had been plotted with the intention of navigational support, whether Ophelia had compensated for the recent events was unknown.

As the Inquisitor reached the end of the hold. He found Gremlin standing near his machine.
?I take it you?ve got something of importance to tell me about our dear friend?? Kalidian dropped Pie to the ground.
?That depends, will I ever get out of here??
?I?ve nothing to gain from keeping you in custody, Gremlin, as soon as we land, you?re free to go.?
?Inquisitors never seem to be a trustworthy lot, why should I even do this??
?Because, dear Gremlin,? Kalidian reached towards his belt, ?you?ve no choice.?

As Kalidian whipped out his pistol Gremlin stared blankly for a moment. Inside the Delinquent swam to the front. ?Do as he says damn it! If you get us killed, you?ll have Lord T to answer to, I doubt he?ll judge you too kindly for this!? Gremlin blinked quickly and took note of the gun. It seemed that cooperation was something an Inquisitor commanded.

?Gah! Too slow, man-thing, let me do it??

Gremlin jerked as the demon moved his body towards the bulkhead in the rear of the room. Kalidian drug Pie with one hand and kept his gun steady with the other. As the puppet neared the back of the room, he gave the wall a gentle kick. The false frame gave way and before him lay the large cache of stolen goods.

?By the Emperor, there?s enough stuff here to level a whole city!?

Kalidian turned to Pie, who?d been stirring in his boot-to-the-head induced sleep. Pie?s hand seemed to be fumbling around in his breast pocket.

?By my right as an agent of the Emperor, I commend you into his arms for the heinous crime of illicitly trafficking prohibited munitions. Emperor have mercy upon you, for I shall not.?

Kalidian fired into Pie?s abdomen, the small beam cut open his ribcage. As his hand fell from his pocket, clutching the small device, his last words were ?Joke?s on you.?


Before Kalidian could respond, several explosions wracked the ship. Apparently Pie had done a bit of forward thinking and knew he?d need some leverage with all the violence going on. ?What the hell?s going on down there?? Ophelia barked over the comm systems.

On the bridge, sensors indicated that nearly half of the ship was losing pressure. Ophelia?s hands flew trying to control the decompression. She began to seal off several decks in a last ditch effort to fight off the vacuum. The Imperial barracks had been hit the hardest, the atmosphere disappearing nearly instantaneously, Rain and Hellspawn only making it out of the adjacent hall moments before the deck was sealed.

As the crew met in the galley, Ophelia droned on. ?Alright, that bastard thought he?d take us out with him so now we?ve got only a third of the air we need for the trip. That means vacuum suits for everybody. Seeing as how a half-gutted ship is hardly imposing to a rogue governor, I beseech the Inquisitors for a quick detour. If we can just find a station nearby, repairs should be feasible, albeit costly.?

Rain stood up. ?No! We make no change in our course. We fix this bucket up as best we can and continue onward. The Emperor?s justice does not waver in it?s course. No heretics will set us back.?
Ophelia tried to argue, but then she remembered the age old saying: ?Who?s the captain on a lifeboat? Easy, the one with the biggest gun.?
 

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"We stay on our course. These are all tests from the Emperor! Did he waver as his favourite son cut him down! No! He sliced Horus down! We stay on strong for the Emperor himself will hold our ship together!"
 

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Pie said:
OCC- Great. That's freaking awesome.
Am i the only one who wanted to vote for everyone sitting around singing "Why can't we be friends...".
Sigh, You guys are mean, At the slightest hint that i'm an evily evil bastard everyone votes for me to go boom.
Oh well.
I Completely blame you gremlin, COMPLETELY. =3
And for the record, i would of voted for Gen hellspawn.
Also, I was wondering galt, Does this make Kalidan and Gremlin DEAD? or did they make it out in time, Or were the explosives i "Placed" in a different part of the ship?
Silence foul poltigiest! I don't think you blew yourself up so Kalidan and Gremlin are fine.
 

John Galt

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Yeah, I just had you hide stuff in various little places on the ship. Carrying around a bunch of explosives would arouse enough suspicion as it is.
 

Singing Gremlin

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Pie said:
OCC- Great. That's freaking awesome.
Am i the only one who wanted to vote for everyone sitting around singing "Why can't we be friends...".
Sigh, You guys are mean, At the slightest hint that i'm an evily evil bastard everyone votes for me to go boom.
Oh well.
I Completely blame you gremlin, COMPLETELY. =3
And for the record, i would of voted for Gen hellspawn.
Also, I was wondering galt, Does this make Kalidan and Gremlin DEAD? or did they make it out in time, Or were the explosives i "Placed" in a different part of the ship?
OOC: The daemon made me do it!

Gremlin sat down, and muttered "Well that was interesting. Alright Daemon, judging by the fact you're still here I assume you still want something?"
 

irishdelinquent

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OOC: Sure, blame the Daemon! It's always the Daemon's fault! :p

The Delinquent causes more shockwaves of pain to rip through Gremlin's body. "Hold your tongue, mortal! I will not be spoken to like that. If you wish to continue existing in this realm, return to your vehicle. We need it's sensors. I was searching for the wrong thing. We need to tune it's scanners to biological material. Now go!"
 

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Once his eyeballs had stopped smoking, Gremlin shook his head in an attempt to clear it. He also had an enjoyable mental image of the daemon being rattled around inside. "I wish you'd stop doing that." he growled, as he got up, and stumbled to the hold. For the benefit of anyone watching, as he left he hollered "just making sure Pie didn't strap any of those explosives to the Gremlin!" And with that, he hobbled off.

Once again back in the seat of the Gremlin (for it seemed to have escaped Pie's pre-emptive wrath), Gremlin found a bottle of booze, unopened, fallen down into the footwell. He picked it up, opened it up with his teeth, and, his mood having increased immensely, hummed a very rude military ditty under his breath as he ran the scans. Frenzied beeping from the array cut into this cheerful reverie, and he stared wide eyed at what his scanner was showing him.

"Uh, Daemon... What the hell am I looking at?"