All of em!
I like to go to the funerals and when no one is looking, I capture the soul of the departed in a little red and white ball.
Apparently souls cannot stand to be in proximity to other souls, so they if left unattended or undirected try to kill each other. So I must train the souls to defend themselves and keep them from harming others..
In order to advance this training me and others like me will gather in competitive meets to see who is the best soul trainer of all! Last week I battled the soul of my Regan vs some kid who I have never met or even heard of, but somehow we are bitter rivals' own David Carradine. It was an ugly fight, but my Regan came out on top!
Gotta mourn em all... Soulemon!
/weirdness off.