I hit puberty all the time, because I imprisoned it. Every now and then I just smack it across the acne covered face just to remind it who is ***** in this relationship. Thats right, puberty is my prisoner, you got anything against that?
Seriously though it was probably about 12-13.
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I mean that was the first time I hit it. I still got it down there in my basement. And thats not an innuendo.