What animal can you most relate to?

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Yopaz

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lRookiel said:
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Well, yes, posting empty posts is considered low content posts and that is against the forum rules (I'm not serious btw).

OT: Dogs I guess, I like licking people's faces, getting my belly rubbed, long walks in the woods chasing squirrels and other small critters, I also like the taste of dog food.

Seriously, I don't really know, all the traits we link to animals are really old clichƩs about how dependent they are or how independent, how happy, how this, how that. I can most relate to Homo sapiens, though after a bottle of vodka I might be more of a Neanderthal.
 

AngloDoom

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The mighty barnacle. Just like a barnacle, I have trouble expressing myself and lack a heart.
 

ZexionSephiroth

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I usually go with fox like... most of the time. They're sleek, adaptable, smart, and many a legend about them depicts them as emotional tricksters.

Of course, I also feel some amount of kinship with a lot of animals; which extends to just about anything with a pulse. (I.E. Mammal, Lizard, Birds). There are always exceptions of course.
 

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A porcupine. I tend to be shy, but if I know something or someone I can be friendly. But if your mean to me I will poke you with quills.
 

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Rats. I bond and grow close to the few friends I have. I like to cuddle. I sleep too often. And I eat almost nothing but food scraps. And most people find me repulsive. :3
 

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The lobster. Why? Because I move awkwardly, generally keep a neutral expression but have some surprising uses...
 

Euryalus

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Pikachu, because fuck you and your rules!

[sub][sub][sub][sub]actually probably a raccoon. I'm pretty mischievious[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

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The cat. Fastidious and generally graceful, but lazy and easily entertained except when I want to be active.

Also, I seem to amuse and bemuse people just by doing what I already do, and I occasionally add broken English to the mix just because I can.
 

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Eclpsedragon said:
Well a dragon obviously
But in reality, probably a lizard that wishes it were a dragon.
I knew it!

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CrazyGirl17

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A cat, probably. I'm lazy, prefer to do my own thing... and lash out when I'm pissed off.
 

geK0

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Geckos!

because that's my username and I can't be assed to come up with a creative answer
 

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Either a rabbit or a doe. Probably more like a young deer, since I'm all wide-eyed and innocent looking and appear like I need to be taken care of. I feel like I've picked up some characteristics from my pet bunny over the years though; I'm a lot more twitchy and fidgety than I used to be. I also eat a lot and never get fat, like those two grazing animals. :p
 

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Honestly, I've never much had a 'most'. I could say an owl because I'm active at night, I could say a bat because of the aforementioned trait and my general luck, could go with a coyote to as per my trickster-ish tendency to rarely give a straight answer (IRL), could go with a dog due to a strong sense of loyalty, or a hyena for my general levity and frequent laughter, cat because of my view of group structures...I could go on, and the kicker is that none of these really strike a stronger chord with me than the others.

Fappy said:
This thread was practically made for me.

Do I really need to elaborate?
*Stares long and hard at Fappy's avatar* So...Flying Squirrel then?
 

SoranMBane

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Crows, because they're intelligent, good problem-solvers, annoying to everyone, like to steal things, and dress in black.

Also, this pigeon:
That pigeon (or dove; I can't tell and I don't care) is me and the cat is all my friends and family, except friends and family are less likely to eat me.