what animal do you hate the most?

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TheRightToArmBears

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Ticks. Ticks are the only animal I would honestly consider driving to extinction if I had the opportunity.

I think I have a phobia of them at this point, since they harassed me so much in my childhood. I liked playing in the forest, so all the little fuckers would come out and bite me. Of course you typically don't notice that since they are so small and slow. A few days later I would run my hand through my hair, and then feel a small bump. I'd touch the bump a few more times, hoping it wasn't what I thought I was. Of course it always was. Then my mom would get the tweezers and alcohol, and we'd spend 5+ minutes in the bathroom trying to dig the tick out of my scalp. Most of the time my mom would remove the body, only to find that the things fangs were still embedded in my skull. Another 5+ minutes in the bathroom.

Now that I'm older, I haven't been bitten by a tick in a long time since I'm much more paranoid about them. But the little bastards still find ways to annoy me. On a recent hike, I emerged from the brush then collapsed onto the grass, looking up at the beautiful blue sky as bird chirped off in the distance. Then I noticed about 5 ticks crawling on my pants and shoes. I went hysterical, and spent about 3 minutes making sure there wasn't a single tick anywhere on my body. This was actually entirely justified, since I found one embedded in my shoelaces right before I left. Aside from trying to bite me, ticks also bite my dog frequently.

Without any redeeming factors to name, ticks have earned nothing but bitter contempt from me. To top it all off, seeing a tick fully bloated with blood is a truly grotesque sight. So yeah, ticks such.
I hate 'em too. The little bastards can give you Lyme Disease.
 

Talvrae

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Mousquito... I simply dont understand what used they have in the ecosystem, and find them to be only there to be a pain in the ass
 

KSarty

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Any type of bird. They shit all over my car all the time, and I constantly wake up from their incessant repetition of what is effectively translated to "Hey!, Hey!, Hey!" right outside my bedroom window.
 

SimuLord

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dommyuk said:
Wasps...my fear and hate of wasps cannot be described with words alone.
I know. With their SUVs and their darling snot-nosed spoiled brat children and their McMansions. I hate WASPs too.

Wait, what?
 

Vrex360

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The Panda.

I don't really hate them persay I just think that as a species it is shameful that we are still trying to save them. They won't breed, they do nothing but eat bamboo all day and they can't adapt. They are the loser in the evolutionary race in pretty much all fronts and yet because they are so 'cute' we are ready to overlook all that and spend millions each year trying to save them. And of course it just isn't working because they can't adapt, we clearly aren't trying to save them because the ecosystem needs them... no we just like to idealise nature and pick the ones we personally want to live to live and it's arrogant.

The Panda is not a species destined for greatness and it is clearly going extinct on its own terms, it's a fat, worthless, dimwitted with no ability to adapt and it can't reproduce despite us going to extreme measures. This is a species meant to go extinct but because of the 'awwww cuddly wuddly luvvyness' we are ready to leap through all kinds of hoops to try and save it while millions of other species die out without so much as a token effort.

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Also of course I loathe the filthy humans.
 

Dxz5roxg

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I hate bugs, my dead hamster, and my cat. Bugs are irritating, the hamster would never stop making noise, and my cat is an asshole.
 

Vaewyn

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It's hard to hate animals, but if i did it would probably be chimpanzee's. Evil little turds.
 

Vaewyn

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Island said:
Vaewyn said:
It's hard to hate animals, but if i did it would probably be chimpanzee's. Evil little turds.

chimps are scary. in fact i would put chimps up there with my top five scariest animals. they will straight eat a baby.
Thankyou, finally someone agree's with me, usually people scold me because they are apparently "cute."
 

NolliePop

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Neonbob said:
You have one guess.
God help you if you get it wrong, since such an obvious error would indicate that your brain is malfunctioning on a very basic level.
<color=white>It's whales. Yes. I CAN BE PREDICTABLE SOMETIMES!
Whales. Display picture and when I quote your post it clearly says "It's whales."
 

Obrien Xp

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House centipedes.

Just look them up, they explode when killed or hit with hot water.

 

likalaruku

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Human babies = All look the same, they smell & they cry & they're not the tiniest bit cute.

Weevil larva = What won't they eat? Where don't their parents lay their eggs?

Spider mites = Ate all my basil, populated till it was snowing orange.

Vinegar flies = Attracted to sinks, garbage, fruit, onions...onions!

Aphids = Ate my cactus.

Hawk = Ate my cat.

Forest Fleas = Tried to eat me.

Dolphins = They're racist & violent.

Chimpanzees = They eat Colubus Monkies, they eat baby chimps, they trow shit & food, & they steal.

Baboons = They eat baby wild cats.