what animal would you most like to be

[Moongear]

maybe a wolf or a tiger or a white whale

 

[Garzo]

I would love to be a tiger. Then I would befriend some homosexual magicians and act all friendly and nice for years before, without warning and on front of a live audience, POW! Right in the kisser! I made your face disappear. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

NOTE: I wouldn't do this because they were homosexual. I would do it for tigers everywhere.

 

[02cfranklin]

Personally I would love to be a cat.

 

[slevin8989]

A platypus I'm that awkward

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

A fly. Hangin' on the wall. Preferably without the short life-span, though!

 

[ExaltedK9]

I would want to be some kind of dog (said ExaltedK9) a wolf probably. or a malamute just to have their winter coat, also this is my first post on the escapist.

 

[Mardy]

Homo erectus, only because of the name.

 

[I III II X4]

A crab.
I have my reasons.

Emperor Scorpion. Big and armoured.

I want to be a Bot fly, just so I can be nature's living OH MY GOD IT'S EATING MY BRAIN prank.

Yesss, yesss...the exoskeletal based creatures show themsevles at last!

As for myself, a Rhinoceros Beetle.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I'm not really sure i'de have to think about it for a while but probably a mountain lion due to their bad-assery.

 

[Eatbrainz]

A cat, you get to sleep and eat all day and you dont have to give a shit about anything exept when your next meal is coming or where in the house you should crap next, exept the litterbox i think something about a litterbox just DRIVES cats away

 

[phwbt]

I'd say anything that likes to sleep a lot. Maybe a hibernating bear.

 

[ConnorCool]

I would either be a a bear, rhino or a a gorrilla

a big brute either way

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I would be a penguin.

I just like their randomness and comic style about them.

 

[ChocoFace]

a macaque.
It's the macaques who throw their feces at tourists, right?