What Anime would Duke Nukem watch?

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Shoggoth2588

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Rex Dark said:
He'd only watch an anime about himself.
Which would likely be a hentai.

I see it going down like this: The tentacle monster breaks into a girls-only school, into one of the dorms. After about a half hour of slimy, tentacle-bondage, rape Duke busts in and kills the tentacle creature. The girls are so happy to have been saved that they take turns sucking off The Duke and sitting on his face.
 

lwm3398

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Hellsing, because he and Alucard are poker buddies. It's more of a reality show for him, and he can see himself in all the battles and such.
 

SageRuffin

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Queen's Blade or Ikkitousen. They both feature hot girls kicking ass (although Ikkitousen is a lot more "brainless").
 

MFenix

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Why does everyone say hentai? The Duke doesn't need hentai when he's got his own strip club. He also has tons of girls laying themselves at his feet.
 

Madman123456

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Beserk, Cowboy bebop (spike spiegel acts like he doesn't give a shit and the Duke would be able to relate to that.), Captain Harlock (he's a space pirate. Not much more to be said.) and while we're in space, Captain Future. In one episode they try to land on a planet with a lot of dust. And because the height sensor thingy is apparently not sensitive enough, future rips the glass off the instrument and feels the electrical charges because that way he can gauge the height more accurately.
 

Baron von Blitztank

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Duke? Watch Anime? Don't be absurd!
Although if he did he'd probably watch something like Gurren Lagann (although for Duke, Mechs are for pussies) and some kind of Lesbian Hentai ("Hell, I'd still hit it")
 

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lacktheknack said:
None. Duke is a man of pure stereotype, and Anime is stereotypically for girly types.
My thoughts exactly. He doesn't watch cartoons. He watches porn. Porn with guys with huge dicks and girls screaming in pain, because they are getting fucked by guys with dicks that are so huge... Do you see where I am going with this? He likes Guns, and tits, and there is a website devoted to that already, so if he could ever be bothered to sit and watch TV or look at the internet, it would be videos of hot women with guns...
 

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Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, Highschool of the Dead, and Afro Samurai.

Man's shows for the manliest of man men.

Also, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica.
 

lokiduck

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Something with lots and lots of guns and fan service. Something like Black Lagoon. that or Hentai. Lots and lots of Hentai.
 

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Snake Plissken said:
He wouldn't, because he's not a wussy.
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ScoopMeister said:
Duke Nukem? Tentacle porn, without a doubt.
lacktheknack said:
None. Duke is a man of pure stereotype, and Anime is stereotypically for girly types.
This is the kind of comment which may upset certain people.
Then certain people should grow up.
Oh Anime isn't always for wussy's.
It can be pretty badass at times.