What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?

[Mr. Mxyzptlk]

"i'll rip your arm off and beat your baby with it"
nine toes - borderlands

but then again it's borderlands :3 so it didn't really surprise me that much.. but still

 

[Tenkage]

"i'll rip your arm off and beat your baby with it"
nine toes - borderlands

but then again it's borderlands :3 so it didn't really surprise me that much.. but still

9 Toes, also he had three balls

God that was funny and weird at the same time. yeah Borderlands has its shares of funny

 

[Outright Villainy]

Okay, I'm sure someone has mentioned this but:
"You're wrong, you were the lightning in that rain; you can still shine through the darkness."

 

[Theninja'skatana]

That's a cute gun! Red dead revoler
Your welcome

 

[Tenkage]

I think we all know Yahtzee's first review here with Heavenly Sword's

"We may need you to play Twing Twang"

I looked it up...and its true

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1UiakDDoeU

Seriously here is the Youtube Video for it... it makes no sense and she does it with a straight face too....so any other weird lines in gaming?

Eh, made sense to me. Don't know if anyone else said it, but "Twing-Twang" is the sound of the bow being pulled back, then letting the arrow loose.

As for me, this should cover just about all I'd say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulbotKa5LnM

It still was messed up for her to say it, even with us knowing it was a bow

 

[Ashsaver]

I don't think any game could topped "Jill Sandwich"

 

[Tenkage]

I don't think any game could topped "Jill Sandwich"

Except with the Master of Unlocking

 

[quantumsoul]

Anything said in Two World qualifies for me.

Agreed. Like when wolves attack the player and he says, "Hrahahah, Bandits!"

 

[Foxtrotk72]

"running feet don't fail me now!" grunt from halo 3

 

[TheDoctor455]

Pretty much every time Khelgar (from NWN2) starts yammering on and on about all the fights he's been in... and how he wants to be a monk because some other monks handed his ass to him.

Oh... and his tendency to buy drinks for people he has fights with...

 

[Mr. Gency]

"Lets see how you handle this one, peach." from not Super Mario.

[sub]I couldn't find a video with just that line.[/sub]

 

[Romidude]

"This place is too dangerous, there are terrible demons, oooouuuccchhh *Dies*."

 

[Rhiehn]

*Goes to play earthbound*

 

[mega48man]

here's the funniest.

in brutal legend, you've just finished learning how to give units command in story mode by telling your head bangers to destroy stautes of lionwhyte, then cutscene
"lionwhyte sucks"
"death to lionwhyte!"
"i HATE statues!"

 

[Tenkage]

Anything said in Two World qualifies for me.

Agreed. Like when wolves attack the player and he says, "Hrahahah, Bandits!"

I admit that is messed up...so the wolves are in a gang?

"running feet don't fail me now!" grunt from halo 3

Always funny, I almost feel bad shooting them

 

[RandomWords]

I...I...geeerughmuneeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr (several minutes later) eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmun *cough cough dead*

 

[ars731]

Final Fantasy IV:

You Spoony Bard!!!!

 

[lacktheknack]

"As long... as I can spend time... with my Mama... then everything... will be OK!"
-Street Fighter IV

Oh, Blanka. Never change.

 

[Tenkage]

"As long... as I can spend time... with my Mama... then everything... will be OK!"
-Street Fighter IV

Oh, Blanka. Never change.

0.o a Street fighter said that....yeesh