What are you cursed with?

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Generally, I am a fairly average, relatively sane human being. However, when in direct contact with other living, breathing biological lifeforms my skins shreds like some sort of terrible fabric, my eyes glass over, and I become a blathering, screaming idiot. This...This is my curse.

That or: I want to take the ears off. But I can't. I hop and when I hop I can't get off the ground. It's my curse. It's my FUCKING CURSE!

Nice Bioshock reference.

 

[Sir Kemper]

I'm cursed with an unnaturaly large Pe- streak of bad luck.

 

[Dahni]

i am cursed with being single & living too far away from anyone interested in me for it to be able to work.

also i'm cursed with my fingers cramping at important bits in games.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm cursed with a lack of being social.

Oh well, could be worse.

Me too, and how could it be worse? ...wait nevermind, don't answer that.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Being generally an unlikable fuck.

I have a bad mouth... I insult everyone

 

[nomzy]

Well, to be a stereotypical gamer, I'm terrible with women. Yeah, I went there.

 

[Americow]

I'm cursed with hating idiots...
There's so MANY OF THEM!

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

Hmmm.... Whilst being a generally likeable person I have the abilty to really not give a **** who I offend. Earns me respect with some people because of my honesty. This has also earned me several of the scars I carry without remorse

EDIT: Does being a horibly honest bastard count as a curse?

 

[Invaderbrim]

I'm cursed with being too skinny. Damn my metabolism, what do the average American department stores have against long but thin-waisted black jeans for guys!?

This exactly.

 

[Chancie]

I am cursed with the burden of spoilers. No matter how hard I try, movies, books, games, and anything else I try to get into gets spoiled for me somehow, someway.

I suffer from the same thing too, actually. I have never seen a single movie, played a game, read a book, that didn't have at least one thing spoiled for me.

I'm also cursed with being the mature one in a group of friends that insist on acting like children that sometimes also act borderline-lesbian. Not that that's bad, but when it totally ruins your potential to build friendships outside of that group, it kind of...bites. A lot.

I'm also cursed with the mentality of someone from earlier times than my own. I'm 17 and people say I act much older because of my mentality and morals for most things and I'm much more respectful and polite than most in my high school. Apparently, I don't seem like the average teenagers.

Perhaps these aren't curses, but to me, they kind of are. xD

 

[One Seven One]

I am cursed with a hatred towards most people, i'm not sure why but i just get mad at people for small things, usually because they talk to much or becuase they're simply inconsiderate.

I'm also cursed with being to quite.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I am cursed with with a speech impediment.

 

[faceless chick]

I'm cursed with an undying rage.

this.
also antisocial behavior, being cynical,a passioned hatred for the color pink and effeminate stuff,laziness and foul mouthiness.

also the worst curse of all to tie these things together: i've a vagina.

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

I'm cursed with shyness, no matter how hard I try I can't convince myself to face the rejection possibility in the field of Women even though I'm smart, fairly good looking, nice, pretty funny and pretty good socially when I'm not being an ass to by friends

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Cursed with great way with words, just not the guts to use them.
Then again, not having a big mouth is a blessing compared to others I've seen.

 

[Kriptonite]

Am I the only one here with an ACTUAL curse?

[small]...damm gypsies...[/small]

Hah, that made the rest of my night, thanks man.
Nothing here though I guess.

 

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

I am simply too handsome and witty. I too good looking.

 

[ultrachicken]

I am cursed with a bone condition that gives me large amounts of pain regularly.
And I always run into fucking spoilers one way or another.

 

[Stryc9]

It used to be bad luck with hardware. There was a time when I was sending hard drives back to the manufacturer at least once every six months. I stabbed a motherboard with a screwdriver while putting the heatsink on once. Just general bad luck with random parts dying for no reason...that hasn't really happened for a while now though. Doesn't mean the curse isn't just waiting for me to update my hardware though.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

I'm cursed with not being able to stop laughing. If someone says something really funny, I'll still be roaring with laughter 15 minutes later. It leads to some akward moments.