What are you cursed with?

[SimuLord]

Cursed with a sharp mind and a wide range of esoteric interests that are socially isolating because so few people share any of them, let alone multiple ones. I give off a look-but-don't-touch vibe that's great for making friends (and even better for making "friendly acquaintances") but most women find it intimidating and off-putting.

 

[Vimbert]

For me, it's the inability to make the first move romantically. ...Since I'm a guy (and not a particularly attractive one), this causes much grief.

 

[NewGeekPhilosopher]

What a horrible night for a curse.

I'm cursed with the inability to notice relevant things that are relevant to me not getting bowled over by bicycles, and not noticing ways I can assist people unless somebody else points it out for me and then I feel terrible because I couldn't see it myself.

Also cursed with the inability to recognise faces of celebrities as distinct from each other, but also I tend to say stuff which is inappropriate without meaning to, like saying to my future Uni lecturer she looks like a female Jeff Goulblum. True story, I somehow by some miracle escaped unscathed.

 

[Kamaitachi]

I'm cursed with an undying rage.

ME TOO! ANGRY HIGH FIVE!

HELLS TO THE YEAH, *SNAPS YOUR WRIST*!!!

 

[Michael826]

a dodgy internet connection

 

[HotPocket]

I am cursed with competence.

Cookie to anyone who gets the reference.

 

[Blood Masque]

Androgynous looks. It's sad when one of my best friend's dad sees me and thinks I'm my own brother. I decided to call my brother Edward...back when it wasn't a name that didn't cause me to grit my teeth.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Am I the only one here with an ACTUAL curse?

[small]...damm gypsies...[/small]

I had one a few years ago. Took a few rabbit feet to take it away again, although im not sure the effects have completely worn off yet.


stupid technology curse, never tell a gypsy they arent aloud to use the internet to predict futures.

 

[Wintermoot]

having a bad memory

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I'm cursed with the complete lack of a social life.

I'm curse with that, and a undying sense of lost.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I have the absolute stupidest luck ever seen. I'll avoid possible life threatening injuries on a regular basis, and make up for it by being ganged up on (in real life and games) and having the stupidest drivers get in front of me. Then, when somebody changes 3 lanes without signaling to be in front of me when I was driving over the speed limit forcing me to slow down to 10 MPH below the speed limit, a police officer will join the road I'm on thus causing me to avoid a ticket.

 

[Trifixion]

I am cursed with having something horrendously awful happen to me every single year on my birthday. Besides getting older, that is.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[knight56]

Pathological bad luck.

God f's with me when he gets bored.

Edit: Also, sheer stupidity. I move my PS3 down to college with me and I had everything but the controller with me. X_X

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I am cursed with:
World-weariness,
Bad memory,
People in the area I live,
Bad memory,
existence of one sort or another in a shallow reflection of a world.

 

[Bofore13]

I am cursed to have amazing fps skills but never ever having a team to go along with me, especially in CoD

 

[Frybird]

Laziness....and a complete awareness of it.

It makes me pretty miserable, but i just can't change a damn thing about it...

 

[Hallow'sEve]

I'm cursed with boring. Whenever I don't go to something, it seems like they had a better time without me. I've even tested it.

 

[AxDude]

Cursed with the inability to complete a game by 3D Realms.

Or starting one, for that matter.