Thyunda said:
Bertylicious said:
Thyunda said:
Bertylicious said:
Thyunda said:
Y'know, I keep seeing you around the forums more frequently than ever before.
Or at least. I think it's you. It might be me.
THIS AVATAR ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US.
There is only one way to solve this. We will settle this in the way of the old school. That's right Thyunda. I challenge you-
*dons Flava Flav clock necklace*
TO A RAP BATTLE!
Oh you do NOT want to get in on this, it's a dangerous game,
you're playing with my avatar, stickin' your hand in my flame,
Man I'm lightin' sick fires, an' like Hephaestus you're lame,
Just giving you fair warning man this shit won't be tame.
-gangsta hand signs-
Also. This is so on topic. We're clearly becoming rappers.
Gonna blow you away wit' da freshest rhymes,
Your lines 'r so stale 's like you using mimes,
You think you a hustler, think you got class,
All you got is a 50 inch ass!
You got me illin', I'm devoid of feelin',
I'm bustin' beats, you got no way of dealin',
I'm 24 carat, hewn from stone,
You're so sad 'cause yo' forever alone!
The Captain's mine by the might of my rap,
I'm fillet Mignon, you just a big mac,
You're rhymes are so old they call you mastodon,
Everyone can see my shit is the bomb!
*complicated hand gesture*
So you're upping the stakes, rhymin' A to B?
Man that's cool 'cause I make it flow, see?
You say I got no class, you're sayin' I'm dirt?
Sorry I got sidetracked, your girl's trynna flirt.
Got you illin' man that ain't even a word,
I'ma get my dictionary, verbal flip you a bird!
24 carat, say you're hewn from it?
I'ma call up my buddy, he's an expert in shit.
'Cause that's what you're rhymin' man you're talking bull,
Right of rap my arse you're gangsta as Hull
Zee Captein is mine, (s)he was from the start,
That much was obvious man you're rappin' with art.
You're slating my worth, down on my style,
I was built up in Birmingham, like Jeremy Kyle,
It's inaudacious, salacious, most unbodacious,
But God-damn ************, I'ma make you famous!
You'll be the playa to be shot down in flames,
Brought down by the slayer with the yampiest sounds,
They'll say "Thy was struttin', playing his games,
Reciting his achievements, representing his MAMES,
Then Berty schooled his ass by refuting his claims!
Your position be flawed, you make everyone bored,
Your lyrics contemptuous but mostly ignored,
You think you're flash but your efforts are trash,
Your stylin' is awful, should be unlawful,
Your lazy rhyming, never ending whining,
Disgracing this forum, sounding like a moron,
You bringing down the captain with yo' weak play-actin'!