What are you known for on the Escapist?

[SnipErlite]

[sub]*SnipErlite's door bursts in*
"What?! Who are you people?!?"
*Escapist goons drag SnipEr away....*
"Nooo! Avennnngge me!"
[/sub]

SNIPERLITE, NOOOOOOOO!

I WILL SAVE YOU, BELIEVE ME!

[sub]*Picks up phone*
"Yes. Yes we apprehended him. No, he wont be returning. I understand. Yes, I will make sure to take care of him myself. I understand. Very well then. Until next time... Mister Russ Pitts"
*Hangs up*[/sub]

NOO! You..........you will pay for this.....in.........HELL [http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/216/307250-box_large.jpg]
*dun dun dun duuuuuuun*

NOOOOO! MY ONE WEAKNESS!

I'M MEALTIIIIIiiiii[small]iiiiiing...[/small]

MWUAHUAHUAHAUHA[sub]Man this is good internet I get in these Escapist holding cells

[sub]
*Door grinds open*
"What? Where are you taking me? - No. Noo.....not.

Not Room 101 - NOOOOOOOOOO"[/sub]
[/sub]

 

[Fox242]

I think that people may recognize me for my avatar as well as my disposition to use the phrase "aye" whenever I find something to be stupid or sad. That or my constant pleas in my posts for EA to get of their asses and make Freedom Fighters 2 and for my numerous statements mentioning my hatred of the epic PS3 exclusive turned massive flop Haze. Damn you Haze!

 

[Cherry Cola]

[sub]*SnipErlite's door bursts in*
"What?! Who are you people?!?"
*Escapist goons drag SnipEr away....*
"Nooo! Avennnngge me!"
[/sub]

SNIPERLITE, NOOOOOOOO!

I WILL SAVE YOU, BELIEVE ME!

[sub]*Picks up phone*
"Yes. Yes we apprehended him. No, he wont be returning. I understand. Yes, I will make sure to take care of him myself. I understand. Very well then. Until next time... Mister Russ Pitts"
*Hangs up*[/sub]

NOO! You..........you will pay for this.....in.........HELL [http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/216/307250-box_large.jpg]
*dun dun dun duuuuuuun*

NOOOOO! MY ONE WEAKNESS!

I'M MEALTIIIIIiiiii[small]iiiiiing...[/small]

MWUAHUAHUAHAUHA[sub]Man this is good internet I get in these Escapist holding cells

[sub]
*Door grinds open*
"What? Where are you taking me? - No. Noo.....not.

Not Room 101 - NOOOOOOOOOO"[/sub]
[/sub]

Oh haaai SnipErlite, fancy seeing you here in room 101 as well.

Yeah, they forced me down here when I accidentally burned a poster of Big Brother. Now I have to play Zombie Ninja Pro-Am until they brake my psyche down. It sucks I'll tell ya!

Oh, and you killed my clone. That's skilled of you. Poor bastard never stood a chance against that game

 

[FactualSquirrel]

I sure couldn't, I love this place.

EDIT: Oooops sorry double post

Fair enough, I would just find some other place to procrastinate.

And I do it occasionally too.

 

[SnipErlite]

[sub]*SnipErlite's door bursts in*
"What?! Who are you people?!?"
*Escapist goons drag SnipEr away....*
"Nooo! Avennnngge me!"
[/sub]

SNIPERLITE, NOOOOOOOO!

I WILL SAVE YOU, BELIEVE ME!

[sub]*Picks up phone*
"Yes. Yes we apprehended him. No, he wont be returning. I understand. Yes, I will make sure to take care of him myself. I understand. Very well then. Until next time... Mister Russ Pitts"
*Hangs up*[/sub]

NOO! You..........you will pay for this.....in.........HELL [http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/216/307250-box_large.jpg]
*dun dun dun duuuuuuun*

NOOOOO! MY ONE WEAKNESS!

I'M MEALTIIIIIiiiii[small]iiiiiing...[/small]

MWUAHUAHUAHAUHA[sub]Man this is good internet I get in these Escapist holding cells

[sub]
*Door grinds open*
"What? Where are you taking me? - No. Noo.....not.

Not Room 101 - NOOOOOOOOOO"[/sub]
[/sub]

Oh haaai SnipErlite, fancy seeing you here in room 101 as well.

Yeah, they forced me down here when I accidentally burned a poster of Big Brother. Now I have to play Zombie Ninja Pro-Am until they brake my psyche down. It sucks I'll tell ya!

Oh, and you killed my clone. That's skilled of you. Poor bastard never stood a chance against that game

*gasps* YOU

I mean the real you!

I mean............Hub ninja clones?!. What is this, some kind of cheap knock-off low budget sequel?

How many clones are there lurking around here........and heh, burning the poster. That's impressive. The goons were a-knocking on my door before I even lit the match.

I sure couldn't, I love this place.

EDIT: Oooops sorry double post

Fair enough, I would just find some other place to procrastinate.

And I do it occasionally too.

Quite - and this is one of the best places on the internets anyway, so why bother even considering leaving?

 

[Cherry Cola]

[sub]*SnipErlite's door bursts in*
"What?! Who are you people?!?"
*Escapist goons drag SnipEr away....*
"Nooo! Avennnngge me!"
[/sub]

SNIPERLITE, NOOOOOOOO!

I WILL SAVE YOU, BELIEVE ME!

[sub]*Picks up phone*
"Yes. Yes we apprehended him. No, he wont be returning. I understand. Yes, I will make sure to take care of him myself. I understand. Very well then. Until next time... Mister Russ Pitts"
*Hangs up*[/sub]

NOO! You..........you will pay for this.....in.........HELL [http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/216/307250-box_large.jpg]
*dun dun dun duuuuuuun*

NOOOOO! MY ONE WEAKNESS!

I'M MEALTIIIIIiiiii[small]iiiiiing...[/small]

MWUAHUAHUAHAUHA[sub]Man this is good internet I get in these Escapist holding cells

[sub]
*Door grinds open*
"What? Where are you taking me? - No. Noo.....not.

Not Room 101 - NOOOOOOOOOO"[/sub]
[/sub]

Oh haaai SnipErlite, fancy seeing you here in room 101 as well.

Yeah, they forced me down here when I accidentally burned a poster of Big Brother. Now I have to play Zombie Ninja Pro-Am until they brake my psyche down. It sucks I'll tell ya!

Oh, and you killed my clone. That's skilled of you. Poor bastard never stood a chance against that game

*gasps* YOU

I mean the real you!

I mean............Hub ninja clones?!. What is this, some kind of cheap knock-off low budget sequel?

How many clones are there lurking around here........and heh, burning the poster. That's impressive. The goons were a-knocking on my door before I even lit the match.

Yup, it's me.

And yes, this is an incredibly cheap knock-off. In fact, it's so cheap you would almost suspect that it was made up by two people on an internet forum.

[sub]There are 7 clones left. How do you think I can get such a high post count?[/sub]

 

[SnipErlite]

Yup, it's me.

And yes, this is an incredibly cheap knock-off. In fact, it's so cheap you would almost suspect that it was made up by two people on an internet forum.

[sub]There are 7 clones left. How do you think I can get such a high post count?[/sub]

:O It's not THAT cheap, surely.

Wait.....7. And Furburt is closing in on Neonbob......how many the fuck clones has he got?!

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yup, it's me.

And yes, this is an incredibly cheap knock-off. In fact, it's so cheap you would almost suspect that it was made up by two people on an internet forum.

[sub]There are 7 clones left. How do you think I can get such a high post count?[/sub]

:O It's not THAT cheap, surely.

Wait.....7. And Furburt is closing in on Neonbob......how many the fuck clones has he got?!

He doesn't have any clones.

Just Leprechaun slaves.

 

[SnipErlite]

Yup, it's me.

And yes, this is an incredibly cheap knock-off. In fact, it's so cheap you would almost suspect that it was made up by two people on an internet forum.

[sub]There are 7 clones left. How do you think I can get such a high post count?[/sub]

:O It's not THAT cheap, surely.

Wait.....7. And Furburt is closing in on Neonbob......how many the fuck clones has he got?!

He doesn't have any clones.

Just Leprechaun slaves.

Surely you can't be serious!

Actually of course, the devious little bastards [sub]Can I call them bastards without the bastards attacked me in my sleep? Let's hope so....[/sub]

Also: Waffles

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yup, it's me.

And yes, this is an incredibly cheap knock-off. In fact, it's so cheap you would almost suspect that it was made up by two people on an internet forum.

[sub]There are 7 clones left. How do you think I can get such a high post count?[/sub]

:O It's not THAT cheap, surely.

Wait.....7. And Furburt is closing in on Neonbob......how many the fuck clones has he got?!

He doesn't have any clones.

Just Leprechaun slaves.

Surely you can't be serious!

Actually of course, the devious little bastards [sub]Can I call them bastards without the bastards attacked me in my sleep? Let's hope so....[/sub]

Also: Waffles

Waffles?

WAFFLES!?

They taste nice.

 

[SnipErlite]

Yup, it's me.

And yes, this is an incredibly cheap knock-off. In fact, it's so cheap you would almost suspect that it was made up by two people on an internet forum.

[sub]There are 7 clones left. How do you think I can get such a high post count?[/sub]

:O It's not THAT cheap, surely.

Wait.....7. And Furburt is closing in on Neonbob......how many the fuck clones has he got?!

He doesn't have any clones.

Just Leprechaun slaves.

Surely you can't be serious!

Actually of course, the devious little bastards [sub]Can I call them bastards without the bastards attacked me in my sleep? Let's hope so....[/sub]

Also: Waffles

Waffles?

WAFFLES!?

They taste nice.

They're fucking brilliant.

I want some waffles........

I'm hungry.

 

[Icehearted]

I have no idea. A knowitallist? A crafty wordsmith? Insightful but corny? An utter jackass? Most of the time people are either agreeing with me or bickering with me, even if their points don't make any sense.

I honestly haven't got a clue.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yup, it's me.

And yes, this is an incredibly cheap knock-off. In fact, it's so cheap you would almost suspect that it was made up by two people on an internet forum.

[sub]There are 7 clones left. How do you think I can get such a high post count?[/sub]

:O It's not THAT cheap, surely.

Wait.....7. And Furburt is closing in on Neonbob......how many the fuck clones has he got?!

He doesn't have any clones.

Just Leprechaun slaves.

Surely you can't be serious!

Actually of course, the devious little bastards [sub]Can I call them bastards without the bastards attacked me in my sleep? Let's hope so....[/sub]

Also: Waffles

Waffles?

WAFFLES!?

They taste nice.

They're fucking brilliant.

I want some waffles........

I'm hungry.

And I'm tired. It's 0:22.

And I have school tomorrow.

... Fuck.

I'll catch you later. Time to sleep!

 

[Mariakitten]

I'm new so I'm not known for anything, but I have hovercat as my avatar!

 

[SnipErlite]

Yup, it's me.

And yes, this is an incredibly cheap knock-off. In fact, it's so cheap you would almost suspect that it was made up by two people on an internet forum.

[sub]There are 7 clones left. How do you think I can get such a high post count?[/sub]

:O It's not THAT cheap, surely.

Wait.....7. And Furburt is closing in on Neonbob......how many the fuck clones has he got?!

He doesn't have any clones.

Just Leprechaun slaves.

Surely you can't be serious!

Actually of course, the devious little bastards [sub]Can I call them bastards without the bastards attacked me in my sleep? Let's hope so....[/sub]

Also: Waffles

Waffles?

WAFFLES!?

They taste nice.

They're fucking brilliant.

I want some waffles........

I'm hungry.

And I'm tired. It's 0:22.

And I have school tomorrow.

... Fuck.

I'll catch you later. Time to sleep!

It's only 11:24 here. I'm still knackered.

Laters [sub]Oh no I know....."Smell ya later"......nope, it sounds just a crap when I say it as when my rival does.....curses[/sub]

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yup, it's me.

And yes, this is an incredibly cheap knock-off. In fact, it's so cheap you would almost suspect that it was made up by two people on an internet forum.

[sub]There are 7 clones left. How do you think I can get such a high post count?[/sub]

:O It's not THAT cheap, surely.

Wait.....7. And Furburt is closing in on Neonbob......how many the fuck clones has he got?!

He doesn't have any clones.

Just Leprechaun slaves.

Surely you can't be serious!

Actually of course, the devious little bastards [sub]Can I call them bastards without the bastards attacked me in my sleep? Let's hope so....[/sub]

Also: Waffles

Waffles?

WAFFLES!?

They taste nice.

They're fucking brilliant.

I want some waffles........

I'm hungry.

And I'm tired. It's 0:22.

And I have school tomorrow.

... Fuck.

I'll catch you later. Time to sleep!

It's only 11:24 here. I'm still knackered.

Laters [sub]Oh no I know....."Smell ya later"......nope, it sounds just a crap when I say it as when my rival does.....curses[/sub]

[sub]It does indeed sound crap.

...

*sniffs you*

*runs away*[/sub]

 

[SnipErlite]

I'm new so I'm not known for anything, but I have hovercat as my avatar!

May I say welcome to the Escapist (If TheNamlessGuy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/TheNamlessGuy] was here he'd give you the proper welcome and introduction, but I'm afraid the abridged version will have to do)

Welcome, mind the trolls, don't feed the trolls, and whatever you do: Stay out of The Basement.

Seriously, stay out.

Enjoy your stay

 

[SnipErlite]

Yup, it's me.

And yes, this is an incredibly cheap knock-off. In fact, it's so cheap you would almost suspect that it was made up by two people on an internet forum.

[sub]There are 7 clones left. How do you think I can get such a high post count?[/sub]

:O It's not THAT cheap, surely.

Wait.....7. And Furburt is closing in on Neonbob......how many the fuck clones has he got?!

He doesn't have any clones.

Just Leprechaun slaves.

Surely you can't be serious!

Actually of course, the devious little bastards [sub]Can I call them bastards without the bastards attacked me in my sleep? Let's hope so....[/sub]

Also: Waffles

Waffles?

WAFFLES!?

They taste nice.

They're fucking brilliant.

I want some waffles........

I'm hungry.

And I'm tired. It's 0:22.

And I have school tomorrow.

... Fuck.

I'll catch you later. Time to sleep!

It's only 11:24 here. I'm still knackered.

Laters [sub]Oh no I know....."Smell ya later"......nope, it sounds just a crap when I say it as when my rival does.....curses[/sub]

[sub]It does indeed sound crap.

...

*sniffs you*

*runs away*[/sub]

............Indeed [http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=17]

 

[TailsRodrigez]

I am actually John McCain, trying to win over the internet for the next election.