What are you qualified to do?

[Amphoteric]

It can be anything, anything at all.

I am supposed to be able to preform CPR but I'm sure I would just end up killing you if it came to that. I passed a "test" in it that gave me a thing so there's that.

I also have some bullshit food hygine qualification.

The only formal Qualifications I have are GCSEs at the moment.

 

[The Funslinger]

I have my GCSEs. Beyond that, I can train dogs to work, and I can dry stone wall.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

i listen to indie music, own a striped scarf (didnt even know until tonight) and have a minor caffeine addiction, so i guess i'm qualified to be a Hipster, and therefore work in a coffee shop.

officially, i have no qualifications yet.

 

[Gxas]

I used to be qualified to referee AAA (if that is the classification used in the MLS, I really have no idea...) soccer matches.

Not that I'd ever actually do that, I was 15 at time of qualification, they kind of gave us the wrong test.

 

[SckizoBoy]

...

How're the AS/A-Levels treating you?

OT: Perform CPR (though my 'licence' whatever it's called runs out in a few months' time), drive a car, give legal advice regarding dangerous cargo and... nope, that's about it... man, I suck...(!)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am qualified to edit video footage, operate a camera, direct, work the boom pole, produce (although my confidence in that respect isn't totally there), make pizza, play the trumpet, write things and be eccentric.

 

[loc978]

I have a bit of a long list... so I'll just put one that's related to my job: I'm qualified to subdue and handcuff people who are trespassing.

 

[Evelynia]

I am qualified to sell lottery tickets, heal moderately high-level arena matches in WoW, and make the perfect pot of tea.

As far as everything else goes, I pretty much just wing it.

 

[Madara XIII]

It can be anything, anything at all.

I am supposed to be able to preform CPR but I'm sure I would just end up killing you if it came to that. I passed a "test" in it that gave me a thing so there's that.

I also have some bullshit food hygine qualification.

The only formal Qualifications I have are GCSEs at the moment.

Well considering I'm an English Major I usually have the qualification to remain unemployed

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have a degree in 3D modelling but I'm no longer great well ok at using it (my skill were never profressional standard).

 

[Corpse XxX]

I have a degree in Aquaculture..

So im working as a salmon fishfarmer, im also qualified to work as a scientist/researcher on marine life..

 

[The Shadowlord]

I have my GCSE's and that's roughly where my experience ends.

No, wait, hang on, I can put newspapers through letterboxes...Although if I'm not concentrating I can get that wrong...

And I can restock vegetables...Although if I'm not concentrating I can get that one wrong to.

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

I'm qualified to do some medium-level software development, mainly in languages like Java and C# (although I've been teaching myself Python lately). The main thing I'm qualified for these days, though, is teaching theatre history in general and Shakespeare in particular.

I've been tempted to do an "Ask me anything" thread about Shakespeare, actually...

 

[Dogstile]

I'm qualified to mess about in Java and Visual Basic. Also qualified in Cisco's networking hardware and software.

 

[Dogstile]

I'm qualified to mess about in Java and Visual Basic. Also qualified in Cisco's networking hardware and software.

But can you make a GUI interface to track IP addresses? Because that's what the bitches want.

You know, I kinda love you and hate you for bringing that terrible episode back into my memory XD

 

[lostlambda]

i qualified to to repair pc's and servers that run linux or MS server edition

also if you read your computer warrenty only people like me can open it up with out voiding it

 

[Count Igor]

I.. can...
Play Rugby?
Or.. flaunt my Maths and Science GCSE? (I'm still in Year 11, so that's all I have at the moment).
..
Okay, I got nothing.
But I'm now jealous of Soldiers and Doctors, as they get to say "Qualified to Shoot you" or "Qualified to save your life. You're welcome."
They sound so much better..

 

[Blueruler182]

Actual qualifications or capable enough to do? Because I gots nothing so far as actual qualifications. I got a first aid thing when I was in elementary school, but I don't think that counts.

I'm capable of doing some fanciful shit with photoshop and driving a fork lift, though I don't have qualifications for either.