I'm thankful for all the idiots that are the general populace of the world, the menial tasks they perform for us, and the limitless entertainment they provide with their silly antics.
I'm also thankful for all the war, turmoil, and chaos of the world, which ensures that said idiots don't overrun the globe by thinning their numbers.
I'm thankful for the fact that unlike America, some countries aren't transcontinental shopping malls yet.
I'm thankful for the handful of us intelligent folk that provide some decent conversations from time-to-time.
I'm thankful for the Japanese. They're fucking awesome.
Lastly, I'm thankful for Apple, Video Games, Language, and Porn.
Yes, the last one was a joke.