In breaking news, the PC game industry has been rocked by the following events:
TOP STORY: Duke Nukem Forever finally gets shipped, amidst outcry from its publicity strategy. George Broussard admits that following John Romero's former ad agency's strategy of using controversial phrases in its ads was "a horrible, horrible mistake."
Call of Duty: Duty Calls released.
Blizzard announces the next expansion to its much-touted Massively Multiplayer Online franchise, World of Warcraft, "The Burning Frozen Crusade of Epicness Involving Some Kind of Icy Chair." Development is expected to last 2 years and add 3 more hours of content for the most elite of elite hardcore, and the level cap is expected to be raised to 90.