What are your first thoughts when encountering a Final Boss?

[katsumoto03]

All aboard the first train to brown town, *****!

 

[dancinginfernal]

"Soak in that epicness(varying). Stay calm, find the pattern."

 

[EHKOS]

Fuckin internal server errors.
OT: *cracks knuckles*
*yells as if im a super sayin*
AAARRRRRRGGGGHHH LETS DO IT MOTHER FUCKER!

 

[baconsarnie]

*Cracks knuckles*
"have some of this, *****"
(10 seconds later)
"ohhh shiii-"

"note to self, don't do that"

 

[Leole]

Zelda Boss' Fights: "Look for something Red, glowing and/or target-able. There, repeat 3 times. I won, Woohoo"

"Ok ok, this is it, you MUST beat it without dying, I mean, if this were actually happening, you couldn't respawn if you get your ass handed out to you, YOU MUST KILL IT... Wait, how the fuck am I supposed to figure out that pattern of attack? I'll just heal mys- WHAT THE HELL, THAT AoE WAS INSTANTANEOUS, HOW THE HELL?.. That's his weak spot, AHA! YOU'RE SO DEAD... Well, this isn't as hard as they made it sound, how did this boss killed a whole army and I can take 20 hits from it and not die? I hate when games do shit like that, this is suppose to be a cha- AND NOW I'M DEAD. FUCK YOU" In any other bossfight.

 

[Cheesus333]

"ALRIGHT YOU FUCKER. I've got a can of Coke, a looped MUSE playlist, and a big-ass vendetta against your face. You are an enemy. Prepare to die."

Then it kills me, and I pretend it didn't happen. Rinse, repeat as necessary until clean and shiny victory is attained.

 

[Watchmacallit]

*Clears throat* damn it damn it damn it damn it...Oh...its really pathetic and weak >_>

Demons Souls, best boss fights I've ever had. Each felt like a fight for my life and none were easy.

 

[llew]

"ive taken on sephiroth in kingdom hearts 2, i could beat you with my eyes closed and half a hand!" unless of course it is sephiroth in which case "fuck me..." or in another scenario where the enemy is simply bigger than normal "*sigh* let me put on my music and get my coolest weapon and i'll be right back to kick your ass..."

 

[mannsporte]

If it bleeds, I can kill it.....
then I die

 

[llew]

All aboard the first train to brown town, *****!

best quote ever... of all time...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Usually something like "Alright let's do this." Unless he comes at mt out of nowhere, the it's "Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit!"

 

[Kayevcee]

"Aw bollocks. No turning back. What unique items have I missed? What subplots have I wandered past, oblivious? Which of my support cast has an incomplete character tree? Ah well."

-Nick

 

[King Kupofried]

"Wait? Is this the final boss? It seems very..Final boss-ey, but will it have a bunch of forms? Maybe another boss will suddenly jump up afterwards.. I better hold onto all these super items for a bit longer.."

 

[Yegargeburble]

I always say "Let's see what this one can do" or "Oh shit, I forgot to heal. Well, this'll be short."

 

[Ramrunner7]

Summon most powerful attack/ weapon/ shot/ summon I've been saving until now in 3... 2.... 1....

 

[Korzack]

"Well you're a big-'Un, ain't you?"

 

[Alpha Maeko]

"Did I save the last three hours of progress?"

 

[Twad]

Ah godamnit just shut up already and let me play/kill you!
What are his attack patterns?
Hit him 3 times.. easy enough.
Next sequence..
What the hell is this cheap OP attack?
ARRGG stupid camera i want to see him! not the wall!
Damn i gotta heal.
How do i counter this?
Wait.. that's how i counter it?
Nope.
.. Nope.
Ah, got it.
2 more times.
Next sequence.
Oh great, more of the same, but faster.
With fireballs... And crumbling terrain...
FFUUUuuu that was too close.
Hell yeah! Got yo.. Oh wait..
Another monologue.. Another form?
(rinse and repeat)

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

"The hands of death could not defeat me, the Sisters of Fate could not hold me, and YOU will not see the end of this day! I WILL have my revenge!!"

 

[soam108]

I think "I'd better die at least 3-5 times on this boss or it's not going to be satisfying to beat"