What are your IRL stats?

[OneBig Man]

Me and my friends always pretend whenever we complete somthing, we gain experience. So now i was thinking, what would my real life charatcer be and what would my stats be from 1 to 500. If you are an adult it is 1 to 750.so here i go.



Model: Teenager, Height: Tall, weight: XXL

Class: Athelete, Sub classes: Student/Jokester

Stats:

Attack:305
Deffence:398
Health:485
Stamina:257
Smarts:403
magic:2 (i can make a pencil rubber)
Strength:370 (sadly)
Speed:335
Agility:397 (I'm pretty quick for a big guy)
Ranged:342
gaming:462
Stealth:323


Special abilities:


Thick Skin:Immune to rain, snow, and cold.

Team Player (linmen): Gets 30% increace in attack, 60% in defence, and 25% decreace in smarts when with other teammates.

Hiding in plain sight: stealth increaces when in a crwded place.



I think this is good enough. I'm sorry if someone else did this but I was just bored. So what are your stats?

 

[bodyklok]

Model: Teenager
Height: Tall
weight: XL

Class: Gamer
Sub classes: Strategist, Zombie Hunter

Stats:

Attack:300
Deffence:430
Health:500 (Never really learned to figth properly)
Stamina:230
Smarts:450
magic:5 (Chemstry tought me how)
Strength:420 (I do lots of press ups)
Speed:310
Agility:420 (I'm pretty quick for a big guy)
Ranged:390 (Based on Archery and Airsoft)
gaming:500 (Modesty zero)
Stealth:420 (Thanks Snake)

Special abilities:

Feel no pain: High pain thresh hold, resists elemental effects as well.

Solitary: resists insanity due to loneliness.

Gamers eye: Improved contrast perception and general eyesight.

Relligion: Atheist.

 

[SharPhoe]

Model: Teenager, Height: Tall, weight: L

Class: Gamer, Sub classes: Artist/Mediator

Stats:

Attack: 268
Defense: 301
Health: 390
Stamina: 280
Smarts: 401
magic: 7 (I can pull a few "miracles" from time to time)
Strength: 360 (surprisingly)
Speed: 280
Agility: 310
Ranged: 200 (I'm a poor shot)
gaming: 450
Stealth: 370

Special abilities:

Therapy: Cure an ally's negative status condition.

The Other Way: Resist any and all seduction spells.

Determinator: Stamina decreases at a far slower rate than normal.

 

[Gizmo]

Model: Teenager, Height: Tall, weight: Cruiser weight

Class: Athlete Sub classes: Student/Scene kid?

Stats:

Attack:602
Deffence:400
Health:650
Stamina:798(i can run forever)
Smarts:604
magic:300 (i know some fun card tricks)
Strength:800
Speed:335
Agility:500
Ranged:400
gaming:879
Stealth:600

Special abilities:

No feeling: Shots the left of the body are reduced by 40%

People suck: Works best alone

Gamers Hands: Amazing reflexes and percision

 

[sgtjawa]

Model: Teenager
Height: Very Tall
Weight: L

Class: Student
Subclasses: Defender, Trickster
Stats:

Attack:500
Defense:400
Health:420
Smarts:460(+150)
Magic:2
Strength:500(+150)
Speed:250(-50)
Agility:350(-50)
Ranged: 500
Gaming: 400
Stealth:100(-50)

Special Abilities:

Advanced Vocabulary: Can stun enemies for a short period of time and gives a large bonus to smarts
Large Frame: Subtracts from speed, agility, and stealth but gives a large bonus to strength
Knock Down: Can bodily fling a moderately sized enemy ten feet; cooldown of ten seconds
Computer Whiz: Allows for quick diagnostics and repairs of gaming rigs and associated equipment
Mountain blood: +100% cold and wind resistance, -10% heat resistance

 

[SimuLord]

I've never run an IRL race. So I guess I've got no stats. If I ever start driving open-wheel race cars I'll let you know how it turns out.

 

[One Seven One]

model: teenager
height: average
weight:... i have no idea

attack: -70 (i refuse to fight uneeded battles)
defence: 14
health: 200
stamina: 16
int: 80
tactical thinking: 200
magic: MAX (999)(i just felt like using the word max for some reason)
strength: -MAX
speed: 130
gaming: MAX^MAX
stealth: 850

specials:
uncaring: i don't care what you have to say about my mother, just shut up!

true gamer: you have devoted your life to video games, congrats!

the cookie man: able to give out internet cookies for various reasons

confused: why won't it work!

 

[Jharry5]

Model: Teenager, Height: Medium, weight: S

Class: Student,
Sub classes: Gamer/writer

Stats:

Attack: 275
Defense: 390
Health: 225
Stamina: 220
Smarts: 470
magic: 2
Strength: 210
Speed: 400
Agility: 375
Ranged: 410
Gaming: 455
Stealth: 380

Special abilities:

Cutting sarcasm: Confuses enemies for a short time

Strength in Numbers: gets 10% increase on all when with an ally.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Model: Teenager; Height: Average; Weight: S
Class: Hydraulic (Flexible)

Attack: 100
Defence: 200
Health: 225
Stamina: 50
Magic: 25
Strength: 75
Speed: 300
Agility: 400
Ranged: 250
Gaming: 350
Stealth: 200

Special Skills:
Dust it off: Reduced damage by 25% from physical attacks
Flash Eye: Strong peripheral vision doubles reaction time
Pressure: Stamina is doubled temporarily
Gobbledygook: Intelligent language confuses enemy
Poor Skin: Damage to self is doubled in direct sunlight, speed and agility reduced by 30% in cold
Dead Shot: High chance of criticals with range
Homanuh Homanuh: All stats except magic reduced to 1, magic is increased by 10% when in the presence of a sexy lady

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Model: Adult, Height: Tall, weight: Light

Class: Kickboxer
Subclass: Mixed Martial Artist, Karateka, Announcer

Stats:

Attack:350
Defence:500
Health:600
Stamina:400
Smarts:400
magic:0
Strength: 350
Speed: 350
Agility: 400
Ranged:400
gaming:580
Stealth:200

Special abilities:

Flexibility: Submission Resistance +50%
Outside Exposure: Heat Resistance +20%, Cold Resistance +10%, Poison/Disease Resistance +20%, +75% to Tan
Rage: Attack Strength + 50%, Attack Speed +25% Stamina + 50%, Endurance + %50
Speedwalker: Walk Speed + 75%, Leg Attack Strength + 75%
Flat Feet: - 50% to Foot Endurance
Radio Announcer Voice: + 50% to Attracting Women
Lone Wolf: - 25% to Charisma
Hungry Mofo - + 25% to Appetite
Smokin' Sick Style - 75% to Gaming Skill and Reflexes

 

[sizzle949]

Model: Adult Height: Average, weight: XL

Class: Cynic

Sub classes: Student/Tank

Stats:

Attack:600
Defence:335
Health:510
Stamina:620 (i can take quite a bit of abuse)
Smarts:527
Magic:5
Strength:695 (this is my strong point [no pun intended])
Speed:200
Agility:152 (Not fast what so ever)
Ranged:213
Gaming:358
Stealth:100

Special abilities:

Fire in my veins: Immune to cold temperature, weak against hot temperature

Irish blood: Enters an enraged frenzy when pushed too far

Intimidation: Large, muscular frame leaves enemies in fear and others in respect

Ruthless Words: Able to lower morale of enemies and allies alike

 

[XMarshmallow]

Model: Twenty-something, Height: Medium, weight: S, Gender: M

Class: -less,
Sub classes: Editor (Apprentice)

Stats:

Attack: 400
Defense: 200
Health: 150
Stamina: 250
Smarts: 500
magic: 2
Strength: 200
Speed: 400
Agility: 450
Ranged: 500
Gaming: 250
Stealth: 220

Special abilities:

Passive Aggressive: Health, defense and attack all rise at cost of smarts when assaulted verbally. When smarts drop below 100, enters berserk state for time = 1 hour.

Red Ink: Able to deride others' work without social sanction.

Drunken Chef: Effectiveness of food made while intoxicated is greatly increased.

 

[wewontdie11]

Hmm interesting...

Model: Adult

Height: Very Tall

Weight: L

Class: Alcoholic

Sub classes: Scientist/Metal Head

Stats:

Attack:450
Deffence:600
Health:550
Stamina:200
Smarts:550
magic:0
Strength:650 (in my arms anyway)
Speed:300
Agility:200
Ranged:500 (I kick some considerable ass at paintball)
gaming:750 (gotta max this one I'm afraid)
Stealth:1 (ask anybody I know, I am the least stealthy person on the planet)

Special abilities:

Circle Head Bang: Instantly intimidates enemy/seduces women (I wish). 10% bonus to effectiveness with long hair.

Immovable Object: Take no knock-back when attacked by another PC.

Iron Liver: Triple normal alcohol consumption before penalties are taken to any stats.

Expanded Lexicon: Bamboozle adversaries with exemplary utilization of vocabulary. One free combat turn.

Bass Demon: 15% to any test involving a stringed musical instrument.

Social Chameleon: Able to fit in with most rungs of society by observing and mimicking the behaviour of those in close proximity.

Forgiveness: Compassion and empathy that can sometimes bite you in the ass. Gain 70% to any social interactions with close associates.

God damn this is nerdy but very fun.

 

[Kiutu]

Does it have to be that styled? Seems very JRPG. Id probably do it better in a TES style where I understand it better.