What are your IRL stats?

[Bobkat1252]

Model: Teenager
Height: Average
Weight: Light
Class: Mandalorian

Attack: 287
Defence: 375
Health: 430
Stamina: 350
Intelligence: 425
Magic: 0
Strength: 260
Speed: 390
Agility: 425
Ranged: 475 (Avid archer and airsoft player, I average 45/50 in archery.)
Stealth: 380

Special Skills:

Steady Arm: Boost to ranged weaponry.
Facade: 90% boost to verbal deception.
MacGuyver: Can scavenge parts to make nearly anything.
Quick-start metabolism: High resistance to stat reducing substances.

 

[matnatz]

Model: Teenager

Height: Medium

Temper: Short

Weight: Medium

Class: Starving Artist

Subclasses: Bullshitter, Gamer

Stats

Attack:450
Defence:500
Health:725
Intelligence:500 (+600 under the right circumstances)
Magic:25 (I know one coin trick that I learnt years ago when I tried to imagine myself as a world weary old man, like Basie)
Likeability: 100
Strength:600
Speed:200
Agility:200
Ranged:800
Gaming: 500
Stealth: 500

Abilities

Persuasion: I could probably get someone to knaw off their own testicles with enough time around them, it makes me a bit unlikeable. (My suggested this).

Lies: I don't display any of the characteristics you'd expect from someone when they're lying.

Rational: I can think in black and white terms, I'm also calm when thngs are going tits up.

Sad: I enjoy things that most wouldn't...

Anti-social: I mostly try and avoid interacting with other humans for any length of time. Humans that I actually enjoy the company of are few and far between, but when I do enjoy their company I become more likeable.

Guts: If I am pissed off enough I'll charge into a volley of sharks on fire being launched from cattapults manned by Spartans.

Nerdy: Lowers my ability to make pleasant company of normal human beings, but makes it easier for me to associate with those of the nerd class.

Teenaged Hormones: Makes me agnsty, depressed and lowers my magic ability, because teenagers are bloody skeptics. On the upside, all of the listed traits highten my ability to draw and paint, and girls love that.

Bitterness: Increases intelligence, scares away low level jerks.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Race : Human
Class : Geek
Level: 18

Based on a 100-point scale:

Attack : 37
Defense : 45
Health : 60
Stamina : 15 (Asthma, you know)
Intelligence : 75
Magic : 32
Speed : 53
Agility : 24
Ranged : 42
Stealth : 64

Special Skills:

Techno-Babble : +15 when using Computers
Code Monkey : Earn an additional 10% experience when using Computers
Social Stigma : -15 on all social checks with male characters, -30 on female characters
ADD : -25 to actions used the previous turn.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Model: Teenager, Height: Average, weight: L

Class: Gamer,
Subclasses: Escapist, Instigator

Stats:

Attack: 330
Defense: 300
Health: 335
Stamina: 245
Smarts: 410
Magic: 390
Strength: 320
Speed: 350
Agility: 295
Ranged: 15
gaming: 450
Stealth: 425

Special abilities:

It's Over 9000! - Allows this character to increase a stat of choice when HP is low.

Realist - Make this character better at arguing.

Instigator - Because of this character's subclass he is better at pissing people off.

Introvert - This character is quiet and keeps to himself.

 

[neuromasser]

Model: Teenager, Height: Average, Weight: Light, Level: 20

Class: Athelete, Sub classes: Idler/Ninja (yeah, I know)

Stats:
Attack:235
Defense:136
Health:345
Stamina:27
Smarts:489
Magic:446
Strength:227
Speed:490
Agility:500
Ranged:462
Gaming:431
Stealth:476

Special abilities:

Can't touch this: Too fast for you - Temporary invisibility

Darkness Prevails: Gains bonuses on all stats when in dark areas

Mercenary: Doesn't have interest in opponents life stories - cutscenes turned off

Enlightened: Has great understanding, bonuses on learning stages. Doesn't take stuff seriously

Lazy: Loses points on all time-limited events, skill points are hard to achieve

Random: Gains permanent lol effect, unpredictable actions

Misanthrope: Chance to go berserk in crowded places

Untrained: Stamina regenerates slowly, vulnerable when it reaches zero

Ninja: Climbs and jumps on anything remotely unavailable

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Name: Nivag
Level: 19
Height: Short
Weight: Slightly over average

Class
Musician / Socialist

Sub-Classes
Student
Gamer

Stats
Attack: 450
Defense: 450
Health: 300
Stamina: 600
Smarts: 650
magic: 500
Strength: 500
Speed: 300
Agility:300
Ranged: 500
gaming: 650
Stealth: 300

Abilities

Burden of Friendship - Instantly loses 75% of total skill when playing with friends

Expert Befriender - Can quickly turn randoms into mates

Solutionist - Can quickly gain the upper-hand in any kind of situation

 

[Knonsense]

Model: Teenager (for a bit more)
Height: moderately tall
weight: no

Class: Student
Sub classes: Programmer, Some third thing

Stats:

Attack:200
Deffence:450
Health:350
Stamina:200
Smarts:410
magic: 300 (ESP and whatnot)
Strength:250
Speed:150
Agility:250
Ranged:350
gaming:350
Stealth:400 (i'm not very noticable)

Special abilities:

Illusionary Agreeability: Others perceive me as their own alignment, regardless of my opinion.
Outlier: double critical hits, 150% critical misses.
Machine Like: -3 on charisma checks, +10 Armor Class, -20 on saving throws vs. EMP attacks.
Sentence Completion V: 'Nuff said.
Overconfidence X: See stats.

 

[HellsingerAngel]

Model: Adult
Height: Large
Weight: Light

Class: Twink Master
Sub classes: Phone Monkey

Stats:

Attack: 550
Defense: 400
Health: 750
Stamina: 300
Smarts: 400
Magic: -
Strength: 250
Speed: 550
Agility: 450
Ranged: 500
Gaming: 600
Stealth: 350


Special Abilities:

Caffine Brother - You have mixed caffine with another on the field of battle and call him brother in turn. Gaming increased by +100 and all other stats increase by +50 when combining efforts with your caffine brother.

Gamer (Retro) - You have dedicated yourself to the gaming of generations past. You gain +50 Gaming on anything pre-fifth generation gaming.

Gamer (Table Top) - You have dedicated yourself to the gaming of old. You gain +50 Gaming on anything pen and paper or table top based.

Rectangular Prism of Ignorance - One who is constantly losing his grip on sanity from bad jokes the farther he fights. Looses Smarts as battle continues but progressively drains Smarts of enemies. Immune to mind effecting status effects (I.E. Fear, Berserk, Love)

Min/Max - A master of twinking characters to be their fullest. May change any amount of one stat with another on any target to suit his needs.


Special Attacks:

Monster Priest - A screech that sends chills down the spine of anyone close to the user. Deals sonic damage. Chance to cause fear.

Dice Roll! - Throws 3d6 at the opponent. Causes damage based on roll. High chance for critical strike.

Ramble - Tells a completely pointless story to opponent that leaves them dazed from the sheer stupidity. Causes Confusion.


Equipment:

Weapon- PVC Pipe
Head - The Hat
Body - Trench Coat of Intimidation
Hands - Leather Gloves of Intimidation
Feet - Airwalks

The Hat - A black, wide brimmed hat that attracts the attention of anyone and everyone. At the beginning of battle, all enemies are dazed at how awesome the hat looks. The wearer is often overlooked in favour of the hat. Fame decreased when worn. Gives +50 bonus to Stealth at night.

Trench Coat of Intimidation - Coloured black to help blend into the night. Gives +50 bonus to Stealth at night. Increases chance to cause Fear.

Leather Gloves of Intimidation - Coloured black to help blend into the night. Gives +50 bonus to Stealth at night. Increases chance to cause Fear.

 

[Fraeir]

Model: Adult (Level 20), Height: Tall, weight: L

Class: Artist
Sub class: Student/Eccentric/Gamer

Stats:

Attack:388
Deffence:298
Health:294
Stamina:189 (Baaad conditioning)
Smarts:597
magic:0
Strength:150 (Physical strength nigh non-existant!)
Speed:400
Agility: 250 (I'm pretty quick for a big guy)
Ranged:650
Gaming: 592
Stealth:700

Special abilities:

Stalker: Can appear and vanish without a trace

FLEE!: Can get a very temporary 100% boost to Speed when in face of grave danger

Natural Senses: Got great eyesight and hearing, works great for Ranged attacks

Easily Distracted: Renders 'Natural Senses' useless temporarily!

Geek: Smart on Awesome stuff, like Fantasy

 

[Studd_Jozz]

Oh, why not.

Model: Teen. Height: Tall. Weight: M.

Class: Rouge. Subclasses: Intellectual, Anonymous.

Stats:

Attack: 400
Defense:300
Health: 400
Stamina: 350
Smarts: 475
Magic: 300 (I can change the weather.)
Strength: 275
Speed: 475
Agility: 450
Ranged: 400
Stealth: 500

Special Abilities:

My Crazy is Insane: Overlapping mental problems give a bonus of 20% when talking with nutjobs and psyciatrists.

Non-Charismatic Public Speaker: 50% to critical on speech checks, 50% chance to fail automatically.

Parent Issues: -10% all actions pertaining to own parents, +10% anyone elses parents.

F***y: -10% on all Charisma rolls if secret is known, unless rolling against other of same type.

Anonymous: Critical rolls of Cruelty, Detective and Persuasion +20%.

I even have a Helmet: +30% to Impress rolls when on, near, or speaking about Motorcycles, +15% when wearing any Leather Jacket or Motorcycle Helmet.

School of Hard Knocks: +25% to all Defense and Resistance rolls.

Cold Logic: +75% chance to win an arguement, at a 2 point Friendship drop for opponent.

I'll come up with more later.

 

[Neonbob]

Model: Adult*
Height: Tall
Weight: Medium

Class: Outcast

Stats:

Attack: 6745
Defense: 699
Health: 590
Stamina: 575
Intelligence: 520
Magic: 150
Strength: 600
Speed: 740
Agility: 725
Ranged: 750
Gaming: 692
Stealth: 749

Special Abilities:
Intolerance: Can hate anything at any time without any real reason.
Wallflower: Can vanish easily within a group of 3 or more people.
Circuitry III: Can repair a moderate amount of technology.
Temporary Insanity: Can babble about absolutely insane stuff for extended periods of time.
Humor Search: Can laugh at anything, no matter how dark.
Yeah, I care: Enhances levels of sarcasm.

*Barely. I'm 19

 

[Vaanci]

Model: Teenager, Height: Medium-Short, weight: S

Class: Athelete, Sub classes: Student/Class Clown

Stats:

Attack:300
Deffence:350
Health:470
Stamina:300
Smarts:498
magic:6.5 (I can bend spoons.)
Strength:300
Speed:378
Agility:473 (Mirror's Edge style P
Ranged:463
gaming:500 (Ego: 500)
Stealth:6 (I'm honestly not kidding there. I had to redo The jail in The Wind Waker like 60 times.

Special abilities:

Elemental Resistance: Weather has less of an effect
Easily convinced: Can't really make up his mind, changes sides easily.
Parkour: Completely insane. Beyond belief.

 

[traceur_]

ooooh this sounds fun.

Model: teenager
weight: skinny
height: short

class: awesome skinny guy
sub classes: traceur/ninja


Stats:

attack: 250 (shut up I'm weak)

defence: 400

health: 390

stamina: 350

smarts: 400

magic: 300 (handstands count as magic, shut up, yes they do)

strength: 200 (stop laughing)

speed: 500

agility: 500

ranged: 300

gaming: 450

stealth: 440

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special abilities:


Parkour: increases speed and agility when traversing obstacles or simply being in an urban environment.

slim: can squeeze through tight spaces

can't touch this: 100% speed and agility boost when fleeing

shadow: can remain unnoticed in a group when not speaking

nice guy: can befriend random people and quickly recover friendship after engaging in a fight with friend

stranger: able to dazzle foreign women with awesome Australian accent

nocturnal: + 200 to stamina and smarts at night

cabbage: possesses the technological and mechanical know-how of a cabbage

 

[razer17]

Model: Teenager, Height: Tall, weight: L

Class: Student, Sub classes: Intellectual/ Comedian
Stats:

Attack:237
Defence:453
Health:419
Stamina:224
Smarts:460
magic:0
Strength: 210
Speed:247
Agility: 356
Ranged:369
gaming:321
Stealth:411

Special abilities:

Soft shoes - Negates effect of weight on stealth.
Chav Speak - can negotiate with chavs, by using "their" language
Hooded Youth - Intimidates old people, increasing attack and strength, at the cost of smarts
Atheist - Increases Smarts by 10%, but decreases magic to 0.
Quick wit - Reduces chance of entering fights, increased chance of winning verbal bouts.
Opinionated - Increase smarts and stamina, but increases opponents attack.