What are your life's goals? (The more preposterous the better)

[subject_87]

I have a few:
1. To create the International Watching-Paint-Dry League.
2. For my last words to be unfit for publication.
3. To hire someone to follow me around with a drum set all day so they can go 'Ba-dum tissh!' whenever I make a joke.

So, what are your goals?

 

[Scarecrow]

I want....a dress. A really pretty dress.

 

[SimuLord]

I want....a dress. A really pretty dress.

*puts White Glove Society Attire into Scarecrow's inventory*

On-topic, I want a harem. Like one of those nutty rural-Utah arrangements, just minus the whole screwing my own daughter part.

 

[fnlrpa]

To become Joker of course

 

[El Poncho]

1. To cut a hole in a box
2. To stick my junk in that box
3. Get her to open the box
4. ???
5. Profit.

 

[Scarecrow]

I want....a dress. A really pretty dress.

*puts White Glove Society Attire into Scarecrow's inventory*

On-topic, I want a harem. Like one of those nutty rural-Utah arrangements, just minus the whole screwing my own daughter part.

*gasp* You didn't! Oh thank you! I wish I had something to give you...I know. Punching! That's the gift the keeps on giving!

 

[CCountZero]

Get my damn astrophysics degree, and go find us somewhere to send half our population, so we don't end up with 11.5 billion people on the planet in 2035.

However, given how I have Aspergers Syndrome, and suffer from severe debilitating stress issues as a direct result, I see the first part as a suitable goal for now.

Makes me love the great teacher that the Net is, but that doesn't get me a diploma

 

[eggy32]

To somewhow put myself in an idealised version of the 1800s in which I'm a wealthy landwoner who weras fancy suits, smokes cigars, drinks fine wines and has walls covered in bookshelves full of dusty books. And I would get to look out the window of my mansion and laugh the the working class people drinking they're water and not smoking cigars. Bwahahaha.

 

[quantum mechanic]

I'm planning to triple-major in math, physics and chemistry at Dartmouth, invent warp drive, prevent World War III, meet the Doctor, have crazy time traveling adventures with him, get stuck in the future, make the future awesome, go back to the past, and live out my days hunting vampires with Queen Victoria.

...or invent a new kind of sandwich.

 

[IrisIllych]

1. Toilet that can flush anything
2. Tempurpedic-water bed hybrid

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

To join the ranks of Shigeru Miamoto and Warren Spector as a Game Designer.

 

[emeraldrafael]

TO become a CPA, and maybe one day a CFO.

Or if I want to be really preposterous, Win the Stanley Cup for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Create a league of dueling in the way of slapping with gloves.

 

[Nieroshai]

For my games to become madly popular, and to make the world's first MMO survival horror.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Burn out the sun and eradicate all live on earth! And to finally learn to make souffles. The sun thing has priority though.

 

[Kitteh]

Just two goals,
1) get married and have at least one child
2) visit the lands of my ancestors (which i have determined to be Vienna, Austria, Kiev, Ukraine, and a bunch of places in Poland and Ireland)

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Become so rich that I can have my breakfast served to me by one hundred monkeys sky-diving out of a plane.

 

[Da Joz]

Brew an award winning beer.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

Get incredibly inebriated most of the time.

Write.

That's about it.