What are your little Rituals?

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Vault Girl

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We all have them, those little things we do compulsively in everyday life. It's not OCD (unless you actually suffer from OCD)if you have one or a few little quirks in your life and sometimes we do them for the oddest reason, so whats your little ritual(s)?
 

Bobzer77

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Aww I was hoping for an opportunity to describe how I sacrifice virgins and dance around naked at the equinox.
 

Gardenia

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If I am eating a mix of vegetables, I have to separate them into groups and eat the ones I like the least first, and finish with the ones I like the best. It's kind of annoying because it looks like I really hate peas (as that is my favourite vegetable, asnd consequently, to be eaten last). Extra annoying if someone asks me why I don't like peas.

It's the same with sandwhiches. If the bread has a soft, boring crust, I have to eat it first, then the delicious middle part. However, if it has a crispy yummy crust, I save it for last.

EDIT: I also eat my boogers. Yes, I am very ashamed of this. Yes, I know it looks disgusting, that's why I try to make sure noone sees me doing it. I don't know why I do it, but I have tried to stop and I couldn't do it.
 

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Gardenia said:
EDIT: I also eat my boogers. Yes, I am very ashamed of this. Yes, I know it looks disgusting, that's why I try to make sure noone sees me doing it. I don't know why I do it, but I have tried to stop and I couldn't do it.
Now that's an image... *blech* *blech* Damn you! Can't get it out of my head. *brrr*

OT: Morning ritual probably being laying out the pills (vitamin/mineral/oil supplements, nothing illegal... I don't think) I have with my morning mug of honey & lemon.

Evening ritual would be a half hour of tsuburi and kata practise and trying to look moody.
 

Morty815

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I consider myself a keen masturbator, and try my best to meet my 'one ejaculation per day' quota, it's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.
 

Raineheart

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Wake up.
Roll over.
Go back to sleep.


But seriously, once I actually get up in the morning I put a pair of pants on (just pants) go to the kitchen and make a coffee. Then I go out on my balcony, drink my coffee and smoke my cigarette while looking out over the houses and think about what I'm going to do today.

Oh, and when I buy a new pack I HAVE to flick the bottom to see which smoke jumps out the highest. Whichever one does I turn upside down in the pack and that'll be the last one I smoke out of the pack.

I guess I'm pretty obsessive about cigarettes.
 

DJDarque

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Every time I leave some place I have to do the phone-keys-wallet check. In that order.
 

Artina89

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I have to watch at least one episode of Law & Order: Criminal intent per day, I have done that every day for about 5 years. The first thing I always do when I wake up is put on a pair of socks. I don't like walking around barefoot.
 

Scarim Coral

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Whenever I have the Neapolitan ice cream (vanilla, chocolate and strawberry in one tub) I always have to scoop equeal amount of the three flavours, stir and mix them together until it become one flavour (which I like the taste of it).
 

MorsePacific

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I wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy. I grab my glasses and walk out the door, but just before I leave I brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.

In reality, the only real ritual I have is my compulsive showering and washing. I'm a clean freak.
 

JordanXlord

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I Wake up and Look for any videos from my Favorite Youtubers

OMFGCata

TOTALBISCUIT

YOGSCAST

After that i play Minecraft for 3 hours and then i follow it off with Killing the Video Game Protesters near my House. normally Fire does the Job.

Then i go of to see my Girlfriend, We play Minecraft for 2 hours and follow it off with some Other Nerdy Past-time. I go Back Home and Sleep

that is more of what i do every day...wait Rituals?

I Just Kill Video Game Protesters
 

Catchy Slogan

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When I'm eating food. For example, a roast dinner. I'll eat the veg in order of category, then move onto boiled potatoes then roast potatoes, then move onto the mash, and finish with the meat.

I can't eat a mix of things, unless it was cooked that way. I have to eat thing in order. If there are chips, they go first to get them out of the way.
 

tahrey

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WEBCOMICS ARGH

also in unguarded moments i catch myself "driving" my body around. brm brm. like some kind of freakin' six year old. wtf?
 

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I occasionally ramble to myself in a language that no one else understands. Does that count?

I also read the same set of webcomics in the same order each day (not all of which update daily).

I also pat my chest pocket, left pocket, and right rear pocket before I leave for work to check phone, keys, wallet (in that order).
 

BlindMessiah94

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No matter how many times I count my change at the bus stop, I always think I am short and recount, up until the bus arrives.
 

Cazza

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I must get up before my alarm goes off. I wake up and stay in bed and just before it goes off I turn it off and get up. I hate the sound of my alarm. No matter what it is even if I like the song.
 

UnknownGunslinger

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I never push communal buttons (elevators, crossings etc.) with my finger, I use my elbow! It can look pretty silly sometimes, but I can?t not do it!