What badges would YOU like to see on The Escapist?

[EeveeElectro]

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Daww, she's a bonny wee lady. You do look happy.

When my boyfriend he is mine, I have the videos to prove it and I take pics either I look good and he looks crap, or I look crap and he still looks just about acceptable Haha, so our pictures together are a bit lame right now. I have one framed in my bedroom and all you can see is his head taking up most of the picture and me peeping in the corner (I insult you because I love you, John &#9829
I suppose it'd be hard proving you were in a relationship with someone on here, we wouldn't know who was truthin' or who was fibbin'

I'd explain it better but I'm in bed on my phone and it's pants for posting on here ;(

It's...pants for posting?

Heck, that would actually make for a good badge:

It's pants for posting on here
Posted from a mobile phone.

Umm, not a good image for a badge when scaled down. The full one looks a bit better

Spoiler: this

and was the only one I found that had phones and trousers in it and wasn't just a phone in a pocket. Anyway, I'd expect the actual badge to have something vaguely similar - meaning featuring a phone and pants in some fashion (and not a phone in a pocket).

It's... it's beautiful. Maybe you could work in the Escapist badge department and say "Holla holla, get dolla!"

 

[Sassafrass]

CBA to do all the fancy badge stuff, as I'm ill and irritable but I'm gonna throw my contribution in here.

Spoiler: Badge image

Badge title: *THWACKTHWACKTHWACK*
You've seen something so stupid, you can't hold in the facedesk any more.

 

[Fijiman]

What's Fall Damage?: Awarded to those who have mastered gravity.
Whoops: I hope you read backwards. (basically this one flips the page so that everything on the right side of the page is on the left and vise versa)

Also, if you guys are going to have a pony personality quiz then I want to see a TF2 personality quiz as well.

 

[Frezzato]

I think there should be a badge for creating a post that has over one million views. I know of only one on The Escapist:

Old Games you remember playing but can't remember the name of. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.166417-Old-Games-you-remember-playing-but-cant-remember-the-name-of]

Call it something like 'One in A Million'.

 

[Quaxar]

Badge earned:

When I quote, well I know I'm gonna be
But I would make 500 quotes and I would make 500 more. Just to be the man who makes a thousand quotes to earn this badge and more.

 

[Colour Scientist]

The Messiah
Over 20000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [1 year minimum]

This would be an awesome addition considering how high people's post counts have become.
I think I might go mad though. It's taken me nearly four years to almost reach Neo.

I can't stay here for 12 more years trying to get that one!

 

[Revolutionary]

Thank god for Jim : Watch 70 episodes of The jimquisition