What beats a dragon?

[ryanxm]

hmmm posabley a dragon with 2 heads!?a gun!? a frying pan!? a broom(also known as the reaper...cupcake for anyone who can tell me what that is from)!? a book!? a MAGIC book!? wait...oh my lord its so easy.....CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOLEN PIXELS >:O

*Noms cupcaeks*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY CUPCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

 

[Ph33nix]

Dragon slave obviously
or
GIGA SLAVE

(cookie for the reference)

All like 500 episodes of Slayers.

well 200ish but yeah

here is your cookie

 

[blue heartless]

i edit my response after seeing it already being offered as an answer.

My new answer is: Paradoxes.

 

[Layzor]

Goku.

 

[Sexy Street]

The dos equis man!
He is the most interesting man in the world.
He has killed a dragon... with just his butt-cheeks.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

A Chinese dragon:

Spoiler: It'll bite your face off...

 

[blazinwings]

a fucking dragonslayer greatsword!

i hope you're at least level 14.

bring some friends.

 

[ribonuge]

WILLIAM SHATNER.

 

[DerekTheMagicDragun]

Yes, yes they were, which is why we killed them.

Oh, hey Derek. I didn't know you went on the Escapist. I haven't seen you since the last Dragon council we had in Iceland. How ya' been?

Pretty good, still fucking shit up in Canada, you?

 

[Snotnarok]

Why should I tell you!? I had to work to find out how to kill a dragon.

 

[Fightgarr]

Pretty good, still fucking shit up in Canada, you?

Every once in a while. Gotta keep 'em on their toes.

 

[brass munkey]

Gandhi

 

[RanD00M]

A bucket can kick a dragons ass!

 

[Julianking93]

Kitty Link for obvious reasons

[img/]http://www.fourleggedlinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/link.jpg[/img]

 

[Fritzvalt]

was that dragon's lair?

World of Warcraft? Sorry, I only made it to level 73 haha.

Golden Sun?

Dragon's Lair for the Sega CD? (At least when I played it)

Dragon's Lair. Good call on that.

Sorry guys, the answer is Zork II: The Wizard of Frobozz.
An old school text based adventure game from 1981. Thanks for playing!

Awww! That hurt me a little. I never played the second Zork, though, so I suppose it's not SO much shame.

 

[Aerodyamic]

I was gonna make a sick joke, similar to "how do you circumcise a whale", but I think it's probably unnecessary, at this point.

Are you American? If so, exercise your 2nd Amendment, and get yourself some AP rounds, and a BIG rifle. Otherwise, I'd suggest leaving some butchered livestock out where the dragon can find it, complete with high explosives on remote as stuffing.

NOM NOM NOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

[Maibus]

Death Star FTW