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Boxinatorizore

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I have recently gotten in a debate with a fellow Escapist member and am now under attack by his pet dragon.

I need to know how to defeat this dragon?

What will beat it?

And no it's not THE POWER OF THOR, Saint George, or a phoenix, and Jesus is busy with his birthday...
 
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What beats a dragon?

SANTA CHRIST!

He plays bass for Aerosmith, eats pancakes and surfs around the universe!
 
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A baseball bat. To the temple. Then to the groin. Then the eye. Then the legs. Then the wings. Then the temple again.

Repeat until dead.
 
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nuke, enchanted sword, like 12 full armies of normal dudes all attacking at once with tanks and shit, another dragon, or richard
 
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Boxinatorizore said:
I have recently gotten in a debate with a fellow Escapist member and am now under attack by his pet dragon.

I need to know how to defeat this dragon?

What will beat it?

And no it's not THE POWER OF THOR, Saint George, or a phoenix, and Isaac Newton is busy with his birthday...
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Fixed it for you.

Now go ask Jesus...
 
El Poncho

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A knight in shining armor from along time ago?

Lack of imagination?

Longcat?

or possibly a Wizard, maybe an Army of Wizards but wizards don't seem like people who like to work with people.
 
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Armored Prayer said:
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....Damn ninjas....

Now that my answer has been taken, I've got to come up with something.

...I've got nothing. Just kill the owner, so you get some preemptive vengeance for your death.
 
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