What beats a dragon?

[Ph33nix]

Dragon slave obviously
or
GIGA SLAVE

(cookie for the reference)

 

[Buizel91]

Pac-man
unless the dragon can summon almighty coloured ghosts

u deserve 3 cookies for that my good sir/maddem (cba lookin at profile)

OT: send Mario, make him eat a mushroom that makes him grow big, then tell Mario to jump on him =)

 

[AgDr_ODST]

My God I can't believe nobody has mentioned:

Spoiler

this Dragon slayin SOB yet

"Science" has proven that dragons piss themselves at the mere mention of his name.

 

[Mondzo]

Bilbo?

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

how about a jabberwock?

 

[Natronus]

TWO dragons?!?

EDIT: Totally ninja'd

 

[Davey Woo]

a Dragon Ninja

 

[obex]

A beholder

 

[PhantomCritic]

...a bigger dragon?
...a big ass pair of paperclips?
...a zombie mutant dragon that has got something to prove to the world that has long shuned him due to his present condition which has resulted in him having an imaginary kind, soft-spoken Morgan Freeman that helps him with life in Shawshank as he digs his way out to freedom which then results in the fight that would happen with the dragon because he was the one who put him away there in the first place?
...
...
...reality?

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

Hand of God, Can of Whup-ass, or, if you live in Ankh-Morpork, Errol. (Well, he could have done...)

 

[TheFacelessOne]

NUKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nouw]

AH HA!

Spoiler: I've got it!

CTHULHU!

Oh good, you found it. But... can you summon it?

This made me lol, typical scene in T.V comedy.

OT: 1 Word: Exterminatus

Spock. Spock beats everything. Pat on the back to anyone who knows the reference.

Also, you could try Optimus Prime or the Master Sword. If all else fails, throw a PokeBall. It could be a Charizard!

Is this from Big Bang Theory. Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock?

 

[Yeq]

Chris Benoit. Crippler Crossface. Done.

 

[pendragonown]

A Garchomp using Draco Meteor while holding the dragon plate and being ev trained in SpAtk.

 

[DarkRyter]

The Batman.

 

[DarkRyter]

A Garchomp using Draco Meteor while holding the dragon plate and being ev trained in SpAtk.

Nah, man. Choice Specs will jack that Draco Meteor up to CRAZY power.

 

[AgentQV]

kill you're self and save us the trouble

 

[pendragonown]

Of course! Good catch.

 

[blank0000]

all you need is love

 

[JoshGod]

dragon cancer?