What bullshit have you convinced people was true?

[Lil devils x_v1legacy]

When I was a kid, I told people my brother was not my brother, that he was some guy who rented a room from the house, and they believed me. They also believed that before my family came to live there that we lived in a cave. (Due to me being Native American they actually believed this.) LMAO

 

[VyseRogueKing]

I've convinced people that:

A multitude of quotes and references are my own.

I have summoned a demon into my binder with which it holds nearly unlimited amounts of objects to sustain this power I must feed it souls and that it ate a ten year old boy whole who now lives within the mountains of paper are survives on rats. Though this was all a joke but my binder had it's own lore in my high school.

I'm a vampire and the reason I have long hair and a beard, and wear baggy hoodies and jeans is to make it more bearable to be in the sun when I need to be out.

I'm actually a nice person.

 

[Corporal Yakob]

I managed to convince a significant portion of my high school that if they bought enough copies of Bioshock the game's developers would send them a free plasmid.

 

[Shiftygiant]

I tricked half my school to believe I was on Prozac. When I reveled I wasn't, the storm trooper that worked at tech support died a little.

 

[Ursus Buckler]

Oh, I recently told everyone in my Grammar school that I failed my first driving test by running over and killing a dog (a chihuahua). Not a single person doubts it. I'm not sure if Grammar school kids are overly gullible, if I have a bad reputation for my driving or if I'm a brilliant liar.

 

[Wolfwood1203]

Freshmen year in High School I had a kid convinced I follow Greek mythology as a religion. It was great, I prayed to Athena before we took a test once. Another time while it was raining I yelled at Zeus.

Okay, this is awesome, and something you could have fun with.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

In a face to face conversation I convinced a friend of mine that penis inspection day had occurred every month at my elementary school during PE. He went to elementary in the same district and was shocked. Not busting out laughing was the hardest thing I've done in years.

 

[mitchell271]

After seeing and episode of "The Rick Mercer Report" (a Canadian political/news parody show) where he convinced an American governor that our "National Igloo" is melting, I decided to convince some of my American friends that we didn't have cars and that we only had sled dog teams. And instead of dogs, we had polar bears. The list goes on but they genuinely believed my story.

 

[cuzant]

We convinced a friend at university that all tweed comes from a special animal called the tweed cow. The tweed cow was hunted to extinction in the UK in the early 1900s and is now only left in rural India but you need permission from the Dalai lama before you can kill one. Good times.

 

[Ascarus]

i convinced my cousin while looking at a globe that going south was always quicker because, as you can see, it is all downhill.

i also convinced her there were five seasons: winter, spring, summer, fall and autumn.

 

[Supah]

She was doing subjects like chemistry and maths specialist so she wasn't that stupid.

Book smarts does not guarantee a lack of stupidity.[/quote]

agreed, hell easily 8 out of the top 20 kids in my graduating class were some of the stupidest people i had ever met when it came to anything not involving a dry as fuck boring book.[/quote]

I'm in the top teens of my class, thankfully I don't fall under this particular stupidity.

Hm... I've convinced my sister of so many things I completely lost track lol
EDIT: Here's a good one, when my sister was 7~8 and a few fish had died in our house, I convinced her giant flying goldfish skeletons ate little girls at night. She literally bought this for at least a year or two

 

[theravensclaw]

i convinced a girl at work that i was working undercover as a spy. mind you we worked in a call centre for health insurance.

 

[Blue_Devil13]

Freshmen year in High School I had a kid convinced I follow Greek mythology as a religion. It was great, I prayed to Athena before we took a test once. Another time while it was raining I yelled at Zeus.

Okay, this is awesome, and something you could have fun with.

Thank you, and it was awesome.

 

[Nouw]

I convinced my rather gullible friend that I could speak Japanese. The part that really hit it home was when I exaggerated the enunciations and I actually somehow got it right!

 

[milna64]

My mum once convinced that there was a magical zombie saviour in the sky who made the world and he was called Jesus.

I fucking hate religion these days.