What Celebrity Would You Chose To Rule The World?

[2012 Wont Happen]

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

If anyone tried to assassinate him god would cause all the bullets to miss. Also he's pretty good at introducing people

I am tired of all these motha fucking problems on this motha fucking earth!

All problems would be solved.

exactly!

I was ganna put chuck norris down but your views have changed my mind, Samuel L. Fucking Jackson it is!

Well, he is sort of like the black Chuck Norris. Or perhaps Chuck Norris is the white Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

the chicken and the egg eh?

hmmm, the chicken and the egg? Well watch doomsday arcade episode 12 and you'll solve the mystery of the chicken and the egg. But, if Chuck Norris is the white Samuel L. Fucking Jackson. Who'd win in a fight? I guess no one would be able to see the end because as soon as they step into the same room everyone's brains will instantly explode from awesomeness. We'll never know :'(

That's why we set up a camera and charge people to watch the film

 

[traceur_]

None. I work for a magazine company, I stare at the covers of the Peoples and Stars and US Weeklys all day long. No celebrity has a head on their shoulders anymore. And all the ones that did are about to die.

Jesus Christ that sounds like hell.

If I had to pick one it would be Morgan Freeman, just because his voice would make everything better.

 

[TerribleTerryTate]

Morgan Freeman. Seems pretty obvious to me.

100% Agree. He'd do a damn fine job too.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Charlie Brooker.

He's right about everything.

 

[Sick boy]

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

If anyone tried to assassinate him god would cause all the bullets to miss. Also he's pretty good at introducing people

I am tired of all these motha fucking problems on this motha fucking earth!

All problems would be solved.

exactly!

I was ganna put chuck norris down but your views have changed my mind, Samuel L. Fucking Jackson it is!

Well, he is sort of like the black Chuck Norris. Or perhaps Chuck Norris is the white Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

the chicken and the egg eh?

hmmm, the chicken and the egg? Well watch doomsday arcade episode 12 and you'll solve the mystery of the chicken and the egg. But, if Chuck Norris is the white Samuel L. Fucking Jackson. Who'd win in a fight? I guess no one would be able to see the end because as soon as they step into the same room everyone's brains will instantly explode from awesomeness. We'll never know :'(

That's why we set up a camera and charge people to watch the film

That seems correct, but I still haven't seen a movie where they fight it out. When is it coming?

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

If anyone tried to assassinate him god would cause all the bullets to miss. Also he's pretty good at introducing people

I am tired of all these motha fucking problems on this motha fucking earth!

All problems would be solved.

exactly!

I was ganna put chuck norris down but your views have changed my mind, Samuel L. Fucking Jackson it is!

Well, he is sort of like the black Chuck Norris. Or perhaps Chuck Norris is the white Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

the chicken and the egg eh?

hmmm, the chicken and the egg? Well watch doomsday arcade episode 12 and you'll solve the mystery of the chicken and the egg. But, if Chuck Norris is the white Samuel L. Fucking Jackson. Who'd win in a fight? I guess no one would be able to see the end because as soon as they step into the same room everyone's brains will instantly explode from awesomeness. We'll never know :'(

That's why we set up a camera and charge people to watch the film

That seems correct, but I still haven't seen a movie where they fight it out. When is it coming?

It's coming as soon as we right some letters making both the Chuck and Samuel L. F.ing Jackson think the other one is sleeping with their wives. Then we somehow figure out where they're gonna fight to the death over it (which, trust me, they WILL do). Then we put a camera there and wait till the fight is over to retrieve the film. We'll be millionairs.

Unless the awesome kills the camera- then we're out $400. Seems worth the risk to me

 

[Zallest]

Tom Cruise

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Yahtzee. 'Nuff said.

 

[katie monsterxRAWR]

Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Mikey Way, Ray Toro and Bob Bryar. As a team.
Not only would they bring world peace and acceptance, but they would do so by making geekdom mandatory and have it be taught in school. If people refuse then they shall be shipped off to the 'non geek' part of the world, which will be the state of Utah. If the people don't go insane from the tortue of bordom then they will be accepted back into society once they admit that there is nothing better than a good comic.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Ghandi.

Need I explain?

Well yes I think an explanation IS in order.
IMO I would go with Hugh Jackman, anyone mess with us Aussie's and he'd be all like *Gar 'WOLVERINE TIME!!!* then he would be all over them like girls over an irish accent.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Louis CK as president and Jim Norton as VP.

Hilarity would ensue.

 

[Rosee]

STEPHEN FRY.

 

[Sick boy]

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

If anyone tried to assassinate him god would cause all the bullets to miss. Also he's pretty good at introducing people

I am tired of all these motha fucking problems on this motha fucking earth!

All problems would be solved.

exactly!

I was ganna put chuck norris down but your views have changed my mind, Samuel L. Fucking Jackson it is!

Well, he is sort of like the black Chuck Norris. Or perhaps Chuck Norris is the white Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

the chicken and the egg eh?

hmmm, the chicken and the egg? Well watch doomsday arcade episode 12 and you'll solve the mystery of the chicken and the egg. But, if Chuck Norris is the white Samuel L. Fucking Jackson. Who'd win in a fight? I guess no one would be able to see the end because as soon as they step into the same room everyone's brains will instantly explode from awesomeness. We'll never know :'(

That's why we set up a camera and charge people to watch the film

That seems correct, but I still haven't seen a movie where they fight it out. When is it coming?

It's coming as soon as we right some letters making both the Chuck and Samuel L. F.ing Jackson think the other one is sleeping with their wives. Then we somehow figure out where they're gonna fight to the death over it (which, trust me, they WILL do). Then we put a camera there and wait till the fight is over to retrieve the film. We'll be millionairs.

Unless the awesome kills the camera- then we're out $400. Seems worth the risk to me

I like your style, we are about to become millionaires, but remember, don't put a return address on the letter or they might un-cover our plan and rock up at your house to beat the shit out of you, of course you'd die before they got 100 metres from your house, but that's besides the point. Also, lets put all the earnings into my bank account for safe keeping, you know... for various reasons *shifty eyes*

 

[Vision of Division]

STEPHEN FRY.

Yes, all the way. And it's actually his birthday today!

 

[GrinningManiac]

Stephen Fry

Or failing that: FREAKING Nicholas Cage!!!

He'd just get slowly wrapped up in angst, then scream and blow the face off everyone he knew.

Did you see "The Knowing"? What a disturbed film. Enjoyed it until that stupid white tree at the end

 

[Thurmer]

Yahtzee. 'Nuff said.

no just no, yahtzee would be terrible, awfully horribly terrible

 

[Ninja_X]

Morgan Freeman. Seems pretty obvious to me.

I second this notion.