What comic character would you be and why?

[KungFuMaster]

I honestly got nothing myself, and all my roommates are still asleep, lazy fxckers; and I need someone to talk to.

And none of that fanboy "Punisher b cuz soopermanz is doush" nonsense either; I think we're all above that, yeah?

Though...I would like to be Marv when I grow up, I mean, to be human and be able to take that kind of abuse and keep moving? Damn...

 

[Elim Garak]

Deadpool! Any guy who can regrow a hand and crack fifteen jokes in one leap is cool in my book. Plus he kicked Wolverine's ass on numerous occasions.

 

[Kaisharga]

I gotta say, being Dr. Manhattan would be so awesome.

 

[Wellby]

Deadpool! Any guy who can regrow a hand and crack fifteen jokes in one leap is cool in my book. Plus he kicked Wolverine's ass on numerous occasions.

Cable: Not only cause he owned the crap out of dead pool in civil war and that he's super cyber mutant jesus with soem of the most busted powers, but right now he's with Domino ;D

 

[Wellby]

"Punisher b cuz soopermanz is doush"

ok, first of all, if you read his past, yes superman is a douche. and me being a huge punisher fan, you'd think i'd jump to that... hell no. The punishers life is not one i could enjoy in the least. I simply don't think i'd have the fortitude, and tactical mindset to survive a week in the punishers life. so there... a true punisher fan tellin you how it is.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Inuyasha... He has the most awesome sword evar. PERIOD.
And he is Kagomes boyfriend.

 

[KungFuMaster]

"Punisher b cuz soopermanz is doush"

ok, first of all, if you read his past, yes superman is a douche. and me being a huge punisher fan, you'd think i'd jump to that... hell no. The punishers life is not one i could enjoy in the least. I simply don't think i'd have the fortitude, and tactical mindset to survive a week in the punishers life. so there... a true punisher fan tellin you how it is.

Easy, bubba. I just grabbed the first two names that popped into my head...and it seems I've just ignited the kind of thing I was hoping to avoid. I don't deny that Big Blue has had his Massengil moments, and, just to be clear, I've got enough Punisher comics to build a house.

 

[NonMagicPoet]

I'd like to be Jean Grey, but make an effort to not get killed every other month.

 

[Wellby]

"Punisher b cuz soopermanz is doush"

ok, first of all, if you read his past, yes superman is a douche. and me being a huge punisher fan, you'd think i'd jump to that... hell no. The punishers life is not one i could enjoy in the least. I simply don't think i'd have the fortitude, and tactical mindset to survive a week in the punishers life. so there... a true punisher fan tellin you how it is.

Easy, bubba. I just grabbed the first two names that popped into my head...and it seems I've just ignited the kind of thing I was hoping to avoid. I don't deny that Big Blue has had his Massengil moments, and, just to be clear, I've got enough Punisher comics to build a house.

lol, i ain't pickin an arguement, just simply speaking my mind.

 

[000Ronald]

The Sentry.

All that power, but too afraid to use it unless I absolutely have too.

And I don't know if I could fight my friends.

Either that or Nate Gray.

Apologies Abound.

 

[Altorin]

Probably The Blob.

although I'd much rather be the Beast, I'm not really that agile.

 

[TcDodds]

Would have to say Tony Stark money, women, the ability to invent crazy things and you get to fly around in a cool suit.

But just for a bit of fun i think it would be cool to be Detective Chimp for a day just to outsmart people as a chimp.

 

[ninja chicken]

Spongebob

 

[DevilSaint44]

DeadPool was a parody to Deathstroke the Terminator (hes the man)

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Hmm, probably Hellboy (and not because of the movies, the comics are much better, methinks) since he's a demon, which is pretty damn cool, and he has a giant stone hand. You could do worse than that, right? Oh, and when he awakens his demonic powers and wears his crown, he looks badass, with the horns and the fire and whatnots.

 

[Agent00abe]

Naruto. A lonely missunderstood kid who has the ability to lay waste everywhere he goes, BUT DOESN'T!

 

[N.K]

Not sure if it counts, but Bip the painting Orangutang is probably my no. 1 choice.

 

[wewontdie11]

Naruto. A lonely missunderstood kid who has the ability to lay waste everywhere he goes, BUT DOESN'T!

Well what the hells the fun in that?

I'd be wolverine or deadpool just for the near immortality they get from their regeneration. Then I'd go do something completely ridiculous like leaping off the Empire State building.

 

[Intellectually-funky]

I would want the powers of Jean grey and the powers of Nightcrawler but still look like myself... I would become a mercenary or just mess with peoples minds.