What completely pointless super power would you have?

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the_hessian

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A friend and myself have for many hours debated what our favored super power would be, serious ones including:
- the capacity to control every cell in your body to make them become reinforced or stretch or regenerate, etc.
- intensive psychic powers that allow for time and space travel and manipulation of the physical world, Dr. Manhatton Stylie.

You get the picture...

But we edged onto a recent debate on what our utterly pointless powers would be if we could have one that would simply amuse us, rather than be of any actual use.

My friend opted for being able to phase into a 4th dimention, thus making himself incapable of interacting with the outside world, and the outside world incapable of interacting with him. It would make him invisible and he would be able to walk about inside his personal 4th dimention, but when exiting, he would reappear exactly where he had entered.

As for myself, I went with the capacity to see the entire electro-magnetic spectrum, obviously with a built in option of picking and choosing which to view at any one time, all at once, and none other than normal vision. Most importantly there'd be no way for this vast amount of information to overload my tiny human brain or optical receptors.

So... I put this question to you all:

What completely pointless super power would you have?

...and why?!.
 

Crises^

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the power to fly but i can only land exactly where i started so i could fly for the lulz and have fun but not for transport or anything like that
 

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Snake Plissken said:
My pointless super power?

The ability to use the search bar! Oh SNAP!
Pwnt.

OT; Just because I can, I'll make a worthwhile post to a topic already made.

I would like the power to create... Cheese. Right out from my palms.
 

Gaiseric

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To piss intelligence.

You could do stuff with it, but would you really want to?

My answer: No.
 

NightRavenGSA

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the ability to instantaneously create anything I can imagine (in violation of the laws of conservation of mass and energy)
 

Layz92

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The ability to raise ambient temperature in the room. No burns, just pleasantly warm or cool friends. Also no heating bill or high electricity bill. No freezing or melting hot cars.
 

The Wykydtron

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Whenever i say Objection! Hold It! or Take That! the relevant text just appears in the the air along with the noise it makes...

Pointless but fucking cool
 

Angerwing

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NightRavenGSA said:
the ability to instantaneously create anything I can imagine (in violation of the laws of conservation of mass and energy)
Kind of think you missed the point of this thread.

I'd have the ability to control basic electronic devices with my mind. No more getting up to find the remote.
 

Valdus

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The ability to hold and transfer electrical information ala a USB stick. Though heaven help me if I get a virus or corrupted.
 

OhSoNegative

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My pointless super power would be the ability to create paper out of nothing.

I shall never lose to rock again!
 

NightRavenGSA

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Angerwing said:
NightRavenGSA said:
the ability to instantaneously create anything I can imagine (in violation of the laws of conservation of mass and energy)
Kind of think you missed the point of this thread.

I'd have the ability to control basic electronic devices with my mind. No more getting up to find the remote.
fine, the ability to grow cat ears and a tail then... cause they're so fraking cute
 

Auron225

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xTc212 said:
the power to fly but i can only land exactly where i started so i could fly for the lulz and have fun but not for transport or anything like that
I like this one a lot!! =D I cant even think of my own now. Only this one and a whole lotta very useful ones. I second your pointless superpower ;)