What completely pointless super power would you have?

[Javak]

I would want the ability to open the door to whatever I needed. Whether it be a door to a bathroom or finding the silverware drawer.

 

[MikeyW]

Mint Berry Crunch, the power of mint and berry set with a satisfying tasty crunch.

SHABLAGOO!

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

I copied this off another user from like two years ago, but...

The ability to think of a song, and have it play loudly from the very centre of the Earth, all over the World. As if there were massive speakers underneath the ground.

That would be awesome, and annoying to all who didn't like my music.

 

[AngloDoom]

Ability to make pennies always land on their side when flipped.

Fuck lady luck!

 

[James Rednok]

The Ability to irradiate anything. I guess that's not really useless though, because I could kill a man with massive doses of radiation, cook food, or treat a tumor. Now that I think of it, any ability, no matter what it is, will at some point in our lives be useful to use.

 

[Porygon-2000]

The ability to... give people mild electric shocks after powering up using socks and a carpet! Genius!

 

[XHolySmokesX]

The ability to everyone around you orgasm whenever you say the word "ZAP!!"
that would cause some havok lol

My mate also came up with having the energy of a nuklear bomb in your elbow when you elbow someone/thing =P

 

[Sronpop]

A greater than average connection with dogs

 

[Deus mortuus est]

An invisibility power that only works while you're playing a trombone...

 

[darthotaku]

I don't use powers, I have gadgets. including a unicycle which is the most useless form of transportation imaginable.

but if it needs to actually be powers then I choose the power to make everyone in a room talk exclusively in Monty Python quotes.

 

[edens_shadow]

I'd probably have the super power to turn into that Microsoft Paper clip and attempt to give homely advise to people (Who more often then not would rather not hear it.)

 

[GodofDisaster]

I have the power to turn anything I touch into flames and I can't control it. So basically anything or anyone I touch just go up in flames.

Yeah that would suck.

 

[Forlorn Guardian]

The ability to turn Coke into Pepsi.

 

[Matt-Sama]

The power to wash dishes at lightning speed.

 

[ChupathingyX]

The ability to spontaneously burst out into song complete with backup dancers, singers and the abilty to defy the laws of physics.

 

[MFenix]

Dam someone already said Coke to Pepsi.
My useless power would be to grow back my pinky toe.

 

[Count Igor]

Power over all circles.
C wat i did thar?

 

[krazykidd]

If i could have any useful super power, i would want to be able to stop and resume time at will, i would be the best criminal EVER

OT: The ability to forget things at will . Had a bad day at work today ? completly erase the day from my memory. Said something stupid to the cute cashier? no longer remember . Kissed the fattest woman at the bar? completly forgotten ! Now this would not erase the events from happening, just i will in no form way or maner remember it

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

The power to break into a musical number whenever I wanted.

Often works for quick getaways

 

[exdeadman]

TREE POWERS! ACTIVATE!!
-turns into a tree-

I'm sad because I know what that's from...

My useless power would be to summon plastic anvils every time I clap my hands.