What completely pointless super power would you have?

[claymoreguy18]

The ability to grow my fingernails. But not toenails cause that would be gross.

 

[bulldogftw]

The power to make top hats out of thin air.

 

[TheLittlestAirship]

The power to turn metals into helium. OR the power to make light come out of my eyes in full sun.

 

[ScoopMeister]

TREE POWERS! ACTIVATE!!
-turns into a tree-

ASDF Movie clearly knows how to come up with a good pointless superpower. I think I'ma go with this one. Or the ability make people dance just by looking at them... Not sure why though

 

[ScoopMeister]

Aaaaahhhhh! I hate double posts.

 

[The Code]

My pointless superpower would be the ability to talk to fish. How is that useless? One word, my friends: Arizona.

 

[sshakespeare]

The power to make top hats out of thin air.

by far the best power

I'm going to go for the power to sharpen pencils just by toucing them, never have to worry aobut the shavings or the lead falling out again

 

[kickassfrog]

The ability to glow quite brightly from my skin. Although that could be considered useful.

 

[kortin]

TREE POWERS! ACTIVATE!!
-turns into a tree-

Curse you.

The ability to punch your salad.

 

[vxicepickxv]

My pointless superpower would be the ability to talk to fish. How is that useless? One word, my friends: Arizona.

I thought you were going to say Aquaman, which is also an acceptable answer.



OT:The ability to pull out exact change from my pocket, but only when I'm not paying with cash.

 

[Samwise137]

The ability to put on my pants both legs at once. THAT would truly make me feel extraordinary.

 

[UBERfionn]

My friend really has a super power, every time he looks at a bird it poops.

 

[vxicepickxv]

The ability to put on my pants both legs at once. THAT would truly make me feel extraordinary.

I'd hate to crush your dreams there, so I won't tell you it's impossible.


Other useless powers

The ability to stare at red lights until they turn green.
The ability to recall the entirety of a song in another language without knowing what any of the words are.
The ability to find a lighter with no fuel left in it.

 

[Raikov]

I already have one. The ability to make women who live far far away love me.

I really wish I didn't sometimes...

 

[Samwise137]

The ability to put on my pants both legs at once. THAT would truly make me feel extraordinary.

I'd hate to crush your dreams there, so I won't tell you it's impossible.

Precisely my point! Short of phasing in and out of one's pants, it would truly be remarkable if one could do that.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Add all the sound effects back into life. Essentially Scott Pilgrim style.

 

[ryai458]

The ability to cum jolly ranchers, delicious but you wouldn't eat them.

 

[Painful illusion]

my power would be to draw perfect shapes!!! You cant mess with my circles lol

 

[kayisking]

The power to become invisible. I don't think it would change a thing...

 

[AwesomeFerret]

The ability to have background music. Its a shirt I've wanted to get printed for ages "I come with my own background music". Like, actual background music. Not just music playing in the background, actual background music. Like fight music and such. Or a tea making theme!