What completely pointless super power would you have?

[Optional Opinion]

The ability to put on my pants both legs at once. THAT would truly make me feel extraordinary.

I'd hate to crush your dreams there, so I won't tell you it's impossible.

Precisely my point! Short of phasing in and out of one's pants, it would truly be remarkable if one could do that.

Am I missing something here?

Don't you just put both legs in and pull...

Or jump into them?

 

[Capt MacGregor]

The ability to walk up a down escalator

 

[Mr Shrike]

The ability to locate specific items in a superstore.

But only items I don't actually want.

 

[Stickwell]

The ability to X-ray vision wooden doors.

 

[Findlebob]

Go invisible only while playing a trombone.

 

[Mailman]

The ability to play any music instrument ever made as long as I cannot see or hear myself playing.

 

[Valthek]

The amazing power to see any flaw in any plan.. after it's been set into motion

 

[Latinidiot]

My pointless super power?

The ability to use the search bar! Oh SNAP!

Oh SHIIITEEEEEEE you can hear the burn.

My pointless superpower would be...the power to...sweep pick.

I like alternative picking better, to be honest.

I want the power of always having good balance when playing a gig.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

The ability to cum jolly ranchers, delicious but you wouldn't eat them.

Ouch...why subject yourself to that, man!? Unless you're a woman...

EDIT: Just checked your profile. You're a man. God help you.

 

[Seydaman]

The ability to everyone around you orgasm whenever you say the word "ZAP!!"
that would cause some havok lol

My mate also came up with having the energy of a nuklear bomb in your elbow when you elbow someone/thing =P

Aha, this thread is leaving me in stitches
I can imagine it now
*Walks into room*
"Zap!"
*Fall over in laughter*

Hm let me think, okay, the ability to switch to a program open on my computer through thought alone

Or...the ability to change a flavor of yogurt to another flavor
Hm...maybe the ability to talk to ferrets.
That would be fun and purposeless

 

[presidentjlh]

My power would be the ability to change the color of laundry lint with my mind.

 

[dystopiaINC]

the ability to reach through my computer and slap internet tough guys, trolls, and stupid people in the face.

 

[ryai458]

The ability to cum jolly ranchers, delicious but you wouldn't eat them.

Ouch...why subject yourself to that, man!? Unless you're a woman...

EDIT: Just checked your profile. You're a man. God help you.

Well obviously with my superpower I would come equipped with the stuff needed, if you know what I mean.

 

[GraveeKing]

TREE POWERS! ACTIVATE!!
-turns into a tree-

I'm sad because I know what that's from...

My useless power would be to summon plastic anvils every time I clap my hands.

That's not useless at all! You could supply ACME with their goods for years on end and make a mint - you'd be rich!!

 

[Fappy]

The ability to make cats sleep.

 

[Bakuryukun]

Mine is the power to make people tell the truth....but only if they want to.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

The ability to intensely creep people out just by staring. Like creepypasta level of creepy.

It wouldn't result in anything just make them be spooked.

 

[Ig88]

Make anyone I want, hear anything I want. Wouldn't be good for much other than being a living radio/boom box. Though I guess it does have truly useful applications if your clever... but still, in comparison to flight, super strength, and invincibility, it's pretty useless.

 

[Scarim Coral]

The ability to shoot out laser from the palm of my hands however the lazer strength is equivalent to a laser pen!

 

[Tharwen]

The ability to stop my hair from growing.

No more haircuts!

No more shaving!

If I want less hair, I just get it cut off, then keep it not growing!

Life would become, in a word, perfect.