What could replace War?

[JaymesFogarty]

True - this is why I'm not sure people who are dead-cert we should all destroy our nukes have properly thought things through.

Yes, but I'd still rather not have them laying around.

They worry me.

Right now, the bodies of people that own nukes are governments, and terrorists. IF the government gets rid of their nukes, who still has the nukes?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Jiggly ball! (cookie for reference)

Or a good game of MW2.

 

[Knaas]

Pokémon - The Card Game!!! What else?

 

[The DSM]

All the leaders of the countries enter a ring, one leaves.

I think Vladamir Putin could snap peoples necks, im scared.

 

[Mr Companion]

...Peace?

That is what I was about to say

 

[Kafloobop]

Swimsuit competition. No models, just the world leaders. Tonight on FOX

 

[open trap]

There would be a contest to see can sleep with the most non prostitutes in a week

 

[keybird]

Card Games. That only adults could play.

 

[Ham_authority95]

reasonable discussion. But with the amount of unreasonable people in the world that won't happen for a while.

or play each other at Mortal Combat. at least that would be a slight bit funny

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Jiggly ball! (cookie for reference)

Scrubs. "Think of this as a corn muffin".

My suggestion? Insult Sword Fighting.

 

[similar.squirrel]

PCP and LSD in all our water-supplies?

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

Hamster-in-a-Ball Racing

 

[AlexWinter]

So we're agreeing?

No, that's why I wrote something different to what you did.

So with or without peace there will be paranoia. But with nukes there is reason to be paranoid. Get rid of the nukes and we could have a shot at real peace if the media didn't freak out everytime something insignificant happened.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

cupcakes

 

[someotherguy]

A really large game of chess.

Imagine it, a room of say.. 100,000 people, each matched up against an enemy to battle with.

whoever wins the chess match wins partially for their country. Whichever country wins more matches wins the war.

 

[Chunko]

Videogames

 

[YoUnG205]

Political Leaders dueling with swords. It with bring world peace not to mention it wiuld be one of the funniest thing you will ever see. Imagine Gordon Brown Lolz!

 

[Weslebear]

Childrens. Card. Games.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I invoke the idea that each nation picks one warrior to fight to the death in Chernobyll and the winner's nation makes the rules. The nations that are prohibited from entry are the ones without nuclear weaponry. Yes, that narrows it down quite a bit.

EDIT: This is done every 20 years.

I assume the 'chernobyll' bit is so we can't reuse warriors.


Sadly, this would mean the russians and their steroids and meticulous athletics programs would smash the media-governed antics of the western world. Well, it would for about the first three or four times before the Americans gave in and pulled out the stops.

It bothers me that I would support this plan anyways.

I anticipated that, and ruled that the winner would be immediately picked up in a helicopter and drug tested immediately. The rest of the warriors would be picked up over the next few hours by a U.N. investigative force. Should any nation cheat in that way, the highest ranked (longest lived) runner up's nation would win. Should all of them cheat, they have to start all over.

I picked Chernobyll because it's pretty there, in a horrible way.
P.S.: You shouldn't be bothered by this, it's better than war, isn't it?