What country makes the best ninjas?

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Cherry Cola

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While observing one of my threads (Which is now uninteresting and unimportant) I came up with the idea of this.

As the title says: What country makes the best ninjas? (Please note that the country is where the character was born and not what country created him/her if the character is fictional. Otherwise there would be Japan everywhere, and that is not a fun thread)

Japan is probably a first choice for many, and I understand that. But think about it. For the past years, while japan has given us really awesome ninjas like this:



They also gave us this...


[sub]Which also lead to Yaoi which I will not show you because I am not evil [/sub]

Or maybe Naruto doesn't count because he is from a fictional country? Ah hell, let's say Naruto is from "Japan in imagination-land", because it is clearly all Japanese culture and stuff.

Now, America, through evil experiments on people, gave us this:



And turned this



Into this:



[sub] boy there are a lot of pictures here[/sub]

Has any other country made super-awesome ninjas? If not, what country would make super-awesome ninjas? What would be their secret ninja-weapons? And since my avatar so clearly states that monkeys can be ninjas too, are there a special animal species that is best suited for being a Ninja?
 

Onyx Oblivion

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I could have sworn that the MGS games were developed in Japan...

EDIT: Sorry, I'm a post skimmer and started reading the line just above the pictures, ignoring the top.
 

sirdanrhodes

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Onyx Oblivion said:
I could have sworn that the MGS games were developed in Japan...
It's a common misconception. Nothing is made in Japan (country), it's made by a warehouse called "Japan".
 

Chester41585

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Japan. You know, where Ninjas originated.
That Naruto horseshit on the other hand is not the standard by which ninjas should be judged. There's no such thing as Naruto ninjas.
 

Hexenwolf

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Onyx Oblivion said:
I could have sworn that the MGS games were developed in Japan...
HUBILUB said:
As the title says: What country makes the best ninjas? (Please note that the country is where the character was born and not what country created him/her if the character is fictional. Otherwise there would be Japan everywhere, and that is not a fun thread)
Soooo.... did you read the first post or what?

As for the topic... I'm drawing a complete blank for ninjas. Which is how it should be.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Of the two, I'd say the U.S.
In the world. Ever. I say that Italy makes some good ninjas, like Ezio.
 

Cherry Cola

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Onyx Oblivion said:
I could have sworn that the MGS games were developed in Japan...
Which is why i wrote: "(Please note that the country is where the character was born and not what country created him/her if the character is fictional. Otherwise there would be Japan everywhere, and that is not a fun thread)"

And by that I mean that it is where the characters origins are and not the origins of the franchise. So while MGS was indeed developed in Japan, Gray Fox was made by American scientists in canon.
 

Heathrow

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Well since ninjas come from Japan so they win by default. If ninjas are the best stealth assassins is another question entirely.

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dududf said:
Obviously what ever country Parkour originated in.
Leave it to the French to perfect the art of running away.
 

Sark

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Japan, because they aren't ninjas if they aren't Japanese. The rest are assassins.
 

Lord George

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British Ninjas are the best, oh you've never heard of British Ninjas....thats how good they are.
 

Onyx Oblivion

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Well, I just proved myself an asshole with that.

On topic: America.

It gave us this:

 

Cherry Cola

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Sark said:
Japan, because they aren't ninjas if they aren't Japanese. The rest are assassins.
But Frank Jaeger is American-German/Vietnamese, and he is constantly called "Ninja"
 

Scar-senpai

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love all the AC references. lol but best ninja makers? gotta be... the UK. On account of the fact that when is the last time you heard of some crazy ninja stuff happening there?
Its cause they don't want us to know they have ninjas. ^-^