What dastardly thing would you do to the avatar above?

[Generalissimo]

i would steal your rod!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I would toast the rod

 

[xmbts]

Tie it up and wear it as a hat.

 

[Headsprouter]

Destroy her windmill island.

 

[kailus13]

Toss a grenade down it's "throat", then run like hell.

 

[thesilentman]

Make it my new thing hanging over the fireplace!

 

[Porygon-2000]

I'd drench him in salt water, causing him to rust.

Mwahahaha! I got this evil thing down-pat!

 

[kailus13]

Take away his hats. ALL OF THEM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

[Headsprouter]

Snap those goggles in her face.

[sub][sub][sub]Then apologise furiously.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Porygon-2000]

*GASP* How could you?! I thought we were friends!!

Well, I'll show you! I'll... take your coat and goggles! That'll teach you!

EDIT: HEADSPROUTAAAAA!! For being such a ninja, I'll take you to the dentist and watch while they do ALL the painful procedures!

 

[Headsprouter]

Haha! Finally the commonly ninja'd has become the ninja! I knew this day would come!

Point his healgun in his face and Oktoberfest him until his HEAD EXPLODES from the ecstasy!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Serve you with egg fried rice and soy sauce.

 

[kailus13]

Politely ask him who he is. Then shoot him with his own gun.

 

[Neuromancer]

Break its legs. It'll have to be put down.

 

[kailus13]

Make him watch End of Evangelion.

 

[Teoes]

Take it (he? she? other?) to the glue factory.

 

[Neuromancer]

Make his plane crash in a desert near an oasis full of water that I poisoned.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Throw you in a dustbin.

 

[Headsprouter]

Steal his waistcoat! And wear it on my cold, rotting flesh. And look FABULOUS!