What dastardly thing would you do to the avatar above?

[kailus13]

Force feed him his own teeth.

 

[kailus13]

Trick him into eating a cat sandwhich.

 

[Neuromancer]

I'll cut you, and I'll split you, and I'll kill you! Hahahahahahaha!

 

[Headsprouter]

Poke his eyes with a large tuning fork.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Wash my windows with you.