What did/do you hide from your parents?

[Labyrinth]

I hide my secret identity as Tess LaCoil, Sparta's Greatest BanSMop Ninja. As I am a ninja, it makes hiding things very easy. It's why so few people jump out of odd places and congratulate me for the awesome work I do. [sub]I wish they would some times.. so lonely.. so alone. They do it all the time in my dreams.[/sub]

Part of the fun of hiding this secret identity is that one of the things it lets me do is create lightning. Real lightning. As such should it ever look like they will soon discover my secret I can cause a minor catastrophe which will leave them frantically trying to save their computers and work from black outs and surges. Until my father bought a UPS. Now I resort to mild electric shock training and static build-up. Using the full suite of my power would result in considerable damage to my computer and other things I value. By that I mean it would simply wipe out the block I live on and set fire to surrounding houses.

 

[Blt3200]

report cards defenently

 

[Layz92]

Yeah I have a bottle of vodka in my wardrobe. Still only 17... *sigh*. WOOHOO for the Australian 18 year old drinking age law that very few actually follow.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I hid the fact that, While they though I was sleeping, I was really staying up till 1am
playing world of warcraft.

Also I hid the condom in my room, although I will never use it.....

EDIT: Iv also been into death metal/black metal lately, which my parents don't know about either

 

[Zorg Machine]

my parents gave me money to buy my first beer so I don't have much that I hide from them. I guess I used to hide homework when I didn't want to do it (I stopped this after spending 25 hours working on my assignment)

 

[Pimppeter2]

Drugs and Alcohol.

And the occasional report card when I was a wee child

 

[johnman]

So far Im hiding weed, booze and tobbacco and rolling materials from my parents.
They have no idea what I get upto with my friends.

 

[Loud Hawk]

Isn't it awesome not to be in a backwards nation alcohol-wise?

Oh yeah, i much prefer stumbling drunk backwards than being in a backwards nation. Makes me wonder though, who are the best drinkers as in italy the drinking age is 16 yet they don't see all that impressive

How are you canadians when it comes to drink?

(to avoid mass off topicness, token hiden thing)
I also hid the fact i was a teenager therefore was jerking it like my life depended on it.

Here in Denmark the drinking age is16 but most places will let you buy it at 14 or 15 (my current age). I must say me and the people i know are pretty hardcore. Still not puked once, even after 3 bottles of vodka, 2 bottles of Captain Morgan and 5 bottles of Smirnoff Ice disappeared on night me and 2 friends where at another friends house.

I still hide the teenager bit, lol.

Fap,Fap,Fap

 

[dex-dex]

well it is more the fact that i went out drinking and on some occasions smoke
i am worried about my dad the most because he is really uptight with that sort of stuff also piercings and tattoos but i still have the piercings and will be getting the tattoos anyway

my mum is not as bad yet still thinks that piercings and tattoos are stupid.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I hide my violent video game from mom. Dad doesn't give a toss what I play

 

[Sigel]

Knowledge mostly. The fact I am bi-sexual, so my grilfriends. Also the all the drugs I have done.

 

[Acidwell]

i used to hide the alcohol but now its just cigarettes

 

[Handofpwn]

i just hide stuff from my mom. Like me drinking, smoking weed, my porn (shes found it before) luckily porn is digital nowadays. my dad doesnt give a toss what i do. in fact, if i need somewhere to sleep off the booze or chill while im baked i just go to his house. all he does is say he wishes i wouldnt but as long is im not being stupid about it.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Bad report cards/homework, adult webpages, and when I was 5 I secretly played GTA.

 

[Viking Incognito]

everyone has to be thinking of a certain thing that starts with P...yea porn.

 

[colourcodedchaos]

The fact I'm female.

I have to hide it; my parents are God-botherers and intensely homophobic. Transphobia is off the scale.

I hate having to do it but I have to if I want a roof over my head.

 

[Punisher A.J.]

Nothing..... Its not that I have nothing to hide its just that no one cares.

 

[j0frenzy]

Mostly pornography. And that copy of GTA Vice City. One of those remained hidden for all of a week.
My parents really didn't give two shits about what I did because they knew I knew what they did in high school. They just didn't want me to do anything dangerous or stupid. And somehow this parenting style resulted in three children who don't smoke or do drugs and only drink once every blue moon. Score one for loose parenting.
Seriously though, my mom high-fived me after a trip to see my girlfriend who was in college out of state.