What did the Escapist give you this year?

[gmacarthur81]

I got a Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time

NO WAI!!

OMG I am going to be soooooooooooooooooo jealous if that's true.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

I GOT KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!ONE!!! MEW MEW

Me too! Which is a coincidence because I'm laying on my bed, typing this on a laptop with my cat laying on me. >_>

 

[DrunkenGator]

I got a Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time

You'll shoot your eye out, kid. (Come on, it's obligatory by now)

As for me, I got a grenade. What is this, Final Fantasy VII?

 

[Motti]

OH MAH GAWD BATTERIES!

Ahem.

Yes, I received batteries.

They can power all of my favourite toys!

The funny thing is that I also got batteries in real life.
Prophecy much?

 

[Icecoldcynic]

OH MAH GAWD BATTERIES!

Ahem.

Yes, I received batteries.

They can power all of my favourite toys!

The funny thing is that I also got batteries in real life.
Prophecy much?

Well that's not fair because i CERTAINLY didn't get a pony in real life.

 

[historybuff]

Batteries!

 

[Ciarang]

I... have no idea what I got.

[small]Halp, anyone?[/small]

check your inbox...?

I mean the badge, I don't get it...

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I... have no idea what I got.

[small]Halp, anyone?[/small]

check your inbox...?

I mean the badge, I don't get it...

I have no idea. It's some cthulhu reference, I have no idea what it means though. Maybe because if you tried to cuddle cthulhu you would die a painful death?

 

[FastFoot92]

Aids

 

[NeonDarkness]

ARE ALL OF YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING?!?!?!??! I GOT FUCKING SOCKS!

 

[Hazy]

I got a rock.
A dinosaur on a shirt. Best. Present. EVAR.

 

[megapenguinx]

I... have no idea what I got.

[small]Halp, anyone?[/small]

I got the same thing.
I also got the Drakes Fortune 2 Beta key back in June.
The 'Pist loves me

 

[Dommyboy]

Box of cats. I poked air holes in them, but they still died oddly enough.

 

[The_Echo]

A pair of socks.

[small]Wonderful...[/small]

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

I GOT A MONKEY!!! WOOOO ALL CAPS MONKEY!

 

[Rooster893]

GRENADE!!!!

and 501st post, star wars reference!

 

[blue heartless]

ARE ALL OF YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING?!?!?!??! I GOT FUCKING SOCKS!

Good ol' socks.

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

A real live pony!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

 

[Xrysthos]

I got a puppy!

Thank you, Escapist! =D

 

[Jiggabyte]

A book of some variety?
Is it a joke I am missing?