What did the Escapist give you this year?

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

I got a... Holiday Hidden Blade??? Time to... erm...... KILL SOMEONE!!!11!!1!
HURRAY!!!!!111!!1!

 

[x0ny]

I got kittens... in a box...

 

[thatlaurachick]

Expresso beans. When does the speed bonus kick in?

 

[quantum mechanic]

A pony! Now named Marcus, after the only adult character in Shakespeare's "Titus Andronicus" who doesn't directly kill anyone or get murdered. Yay!

Otherwise, I got a retro leather jacket, a new phone, a Sansa Fuze, some ThinkGeek shirts, an Aperture Science mug (yay!) and some sort of Star Trek DVD game from my rich uncle. Fortunately, my grandparents just sent me money, so I can use that to buy games.

 

[Manhattan2112]

Something about a vampire. Only they spelled vampire wrong.

 

[Tharwen]

*Ahem*

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[jobinizer85]

candy

 

[Tharwen]

A PINEAPPLE!!! It was delicious!

Was the pineapple green and metal-ish?

DOUBLE POST!

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A PINEAPPLE!!! It was delicious!

Was the pineapple green and metal-ish?

Yea. Why? Did you get one too?

TRIPLE POST!

Spoiler

A PINEAPPLE!!! It was delicious!

Was the pineapple green and metal-ish?

Yea. Why? Did you get one too?

Uh.. Yea. That was a grenade dude.

MEGA POST!

Spoiler

Spoiler

A PINEAPPLE!!! It was delicious!

Was the pineapple green and metal-ish?

Yea. Why? Did you get one too?

Uh.. Yea. That was a grenade dude.

Spoiler

Maybe so, but GOD DAMMIT it was delicious.

Spoiler

[HEADING=1]DOMINATING[/HEADING]

 

[Yormungandr]

A cute widdle puppy.

 

[The Austin]

A PINEAPPLE!!! It was delicious!

Was the pineapple green and metal-ish?

DOUBLE POST!

Spoiler

A PINEAPPLE!!! It was delicious!

Was the pineapple green and metal-ish?

Yea. Why? Did you get one too?

TRIPLE POST!

Spoiler

A PINEAPPLE!!! It was delicious!

Was the pineapple green and metal-ish?

Yea. Why? Did you get one too?

Uh.. Yea. That was a grenade dude.

MEGA POST!

Spoiler

Spoiler

A PINEAPPLE!!! It was delicious!

Was the pineapple green and metal-ish?

Yea. Why? Did you get one too?

Uh.. Yea. That was a grenade dude.

Spoiler

Maybe so, but GOD DAMMIT it was delicious.

Spoiler

[HEADING=1]DOMINATING[/HEADING]

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You sir, just made my day!

 

[Rayansaki]

i got a puppy 2

 

[Radu889]

BATTERIES. OH MY GOD I GOT BATTERIES

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Slacker G2. It rocks so hard. A couple games too. People know me so well.

 

[Latinidiot]

so they gave me a fruitcake, instead of calling me one!
Escapist crew, do NOT open that e-mail

 

[kotorfan04]

I got a Cthulhu!

Cthulhu Rlyeh! Cthulhu Rlyeh!

 

[Evilbunny]

I got a rock.

 

[isao]

I got a monkey. Just what I always wanted

 

[Dark Prophet]

I got a toy squid, it's my favorite badge now

 

[Toasty]

A pony. hope this one wont try and eat my hair like the other horses iv ridden.