What did the Escapist give you this year?

[Jamienra]

I got a Red Box with what appears to be "Dungeons and Dragons" on it.

Save Versus 4th edition. anyone care to explain my gift??

 

[Squid1361]

I got a monkey!

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Tharwen]

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A PINEAPPLE!!! It was delicious!

Was the pineapple green and metal-ish?

DOUBLE POST!

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A PINEAPPLE!!! It was delicious!

Was the pineapple green and metal-ish?

Yea. Why? Did you get one too?

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A PINEAPPLE!!! It was delicious!

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Was the pineapple green and metal-ish?

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Yea. Why? Did you get one too?

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Uh.. Yea. That was a grenade dude.

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MEGA POST!

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A PINEAPPLE!!! It was delicious!

Was the pineapple green and metal-ish?

Yea. Why? Did you get one too?

Uh.. Yea. That was a grenade dude.

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Maybe so, but GOD DAMMIT it was delicious.

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[HEADING=1]DOMINATING[/HEADING]

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You sir, just made my day!

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*bows graciously*

 

[Olikunmissile]

Magnets... Lame... I wanted a Pony.

 

[Taneer]

Socks. AWWW YEA.

 

[Spiner909]

I got a monkey!

 

[MariaAuditore]

AWW I wanted the hidden holiday blade! I got batterys. CURSE YOU ESCAPIST!!!!!

 

[Artorius]

A squishy squid

 

[rokkolpo]

I got a pony. A real pony! What did my fellow escapees get given? I've seen 4 different ones so far.

i got a monkey! i win!

 

[zagazsano]

Socks...
I somehow feel profoundly ripped off

Its the thought that counts
I got a festive way to assassinate people, love you too Escapist.

 

[Beartrucci]

The Escapist gave me the best gift of all, a child's laughter.

Oh, you meant what badge we got at Christmas? I got the Vampire Shyv. It's pretty Thirteen-Thirty Seven if you know what I mean.

 

[Instant K4rma]

I got a frag grenade. Lucky me, huh?

"Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?"

"...I dont know."

 

[skitzo van]

socks...

 

[Blindfirekiller]

I JUST joined today (30th) so it gave me a place to goof off at 2am-->7am thanks people!

 

[thrubeingcool13]

A box of kittens.

But the side effects include sneezing, tiny scratches, and erectile dysfunction. =o(

 

[COBOLProgram]

I got the Titanium Spork!

 

[Neurowaste]

Love? I wish....I dunno, a place other than stumbleupon to go on when I'm bored.....and a reason to hate human kind all over again.

OT: I got me some cthulhu lovin'!

 

[The DSM]

It gave me a titanium spork.

Its my Infinite +1 weapon.

Normally Id have to kill so many mooks to get it....

 

[Ocelot GT]

batteries...

sure they can be used to power up stuff... special stuff >_> <_<

but...but. I wanted kitties >.<