What did the poster above you do after posting on this thread?

[Neuromancer]

Rose to the rank of 100-man General.

 

[Barbas]

Joined the crew of a battleship.

 

[Juqu]

Took a sip from his coffee mug.

 

[Barbas]

Petted a kitten, then punted a crow.

 

[Neuromancer]

Kicked a car so that he could break his thumb and get money from thumb insurance so that he can buy more crack.

 

[Barbas]

Lived the dream by kicking a duck up the ass.

 

[Neuromancer]

Got hit by a car so that he could stage an accident and coming honorable car seppuku.

 

[Barbas]

Smashed his least favourite gravy boat and stamped the shards into the ground.

 

[Neuromancer]

Ate his gun not knowing he had the safety on.

 

[Barbas]

Put mustard in his eye and screamed for five minutes straight, just to clear the room of annoying relatives.

 

[Neuromancer]

Stabbed his eyes out believing they would eventually regenerate like in video games.

 

[Barbas]

Saw the banner raised high.

 

[Neuromancer]

Made weak claims that convinced nobody.

 

[Barbas]

Recognised not the face of genius.

 

[Neuromancer]

Made even weaker comebacks.

 

[Barbas]

Attempted more wind-ups.

 

[Fijiman]

Farted so loudly that all the glass within a hundred meter shattered.

 

[Barbas]

I can't really decide.

 

[Fijiman]

Listened to Scissor Sisters songs for the rest of the day.

 

[Barbas]

Promoted the healing power of moss.