What did the poster above you do after posting on this thread?

[Malbourne]

Consoled the Funky Monkey.

 

[Barbas]

Dropped the bass on his foot.

 

[Fijiman]

Contemplated life.

 

[Barbas]

Dodged a rocket and flew into a lake.

 

[EilaliE]

Forcefully swung all of the doors open, with a look of pure fury on their face.

 

[Barbas]

Stamped the dropped food into the carpet.

 

[Malbourne]

Played checkers with the grim reaper.

 

[Barbas]

Sent out probe ships to the far reaches of known space.

 

[Malbourne]

Took out a loan for a delicious candy bar.

 

[EilaliE]

Discovered a rare, energetic vortex turning in perpetuity.

 

[Barbas]

Put aside some more money toward their dream ship, the Corsair Titan.

 

[Malbourne]

Carved the love of their life out of a watermelon and displayed it on the mantelpiece.

 

[Barbas]

Bought a lamp and smashed it against a wall.

 

[Malbourne]

Said sweet nothings into a seashell, threw it into the sea, and waited all evening for a response.

 

[Barbas]

Felled the fellbeast of the fens.

 

[Malbourne]

Sojourned in the swamps.

 

[Barbas]

Took the Red Line to Mercy Hospital and bombed the crap out of it.

 

[Malbourne]

Went hog-wild on a zombie horde with nothing but a chainsaw and an energy drink.

 

[Barbas]

Hugged a stranger and caught the flu, then cured the flu and repainted the house.

 

[Fijiman]

Peed on the carpet.