What did you ask Santa to get you for Christmas?

[EeveeElectro]

I got my phone, I've been asking for the past 3 years T.T
So I'm happy.

He also brought me a Baileys set. Nice man.

 

[Dr. Wily III]

Spoiler: Like every Year

Fuck you, Santa!

 

[Flamezdudes]

Star Trek DVD
House Season 1 Box Set
CSI: NY Season 5 Box Set

Dressing Gown
Slippers

7 Books to read

The Orange Box
Batman Arkham Asylum

Shower Gel etc

I got it all.

 

[sauerkraus]

I wanted a bunch of chocolate, my ex, and then gave it some thought, and lactase would be great. (the enzyme that digests lactose)

 

[Femaref]

nothing. I got a girlfriend. (okay, 5 days after christmas but still)

 

[Iron Criterion]

And maybe Tiny Tim will live after all!

Fuck him. I want cake. And Ninjas. Ninjas would have been the perfect Gift.

How about a Ninja that pops out of a cake?

Thats is also acceptable. At least when they jump out we could actually see them. At least when they jump out.

Unless tis a ruse, distracting us with ninjas in a cake while they take the castle.

 

[Darkadder246]

A life .

Always wanted one.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Well, beer and martinity glasses and my Inglorious Basterd dvd.

However, my deepest wish shall never be granted.

 

[Devit]

I just wish people will get wiser and nothing more.

 

[Sevre]

Some red paint and a corkscrew.

 

[Iron Criterion]

And maybe Tiny Tim will live after all!

Fuck him. I want cake. And Ninjas. Ninjas would have been the perfect Gift.

How about a Ninja that pops out of a cake?

Thats is also acceptable. At least when they jump out we could actually see them. At least when they jump out.

Unless tis a ruse, distracting us with ninjas in a cake while they take the castle.

INGENIOUS! we must prepare immediately. Fetch me my Unicorn.

Yes sir, would you also like your cape and gimp suit?

 

[Loop Stricken]

Love.

 

[thewerebuffalo]

Night Vision Goggles... But the douchebag didn't deliver.

cheap bastard

 

[Deadpewl]

Money. Best gift ever.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I asked for, and recieved nothing. However, I did get shot in the eyes three times (really it was my right eye twice and my left once) by my nephews using the nerf guns I had purchased them for christmas. I was forced to swipe one of their spare nerf guns and peg the little punks from time to time to keep them from shooting me in the face. Never did think about that angle - that my glassed provide no protection to projectiles from below.

 

[Iron Criterion]

And maybe Tiny Tim will live after all!

Fuck him. I want cake. And Ninjas. Ninjas would have been the perfect Gift.

How about a Ninja that pops out of a cake?

Thats is also acceptable. At least when they jump out we could actually see them. At least when they jump out.

Unless tis a ruse, distracting us with ninjas in a cake while they take the castle.

INGENIOUS! we must prepare immediately. Fetch me my Unicorn.

Yes sir, would you also like your cape and gimp suit?

But of Course. Why else would i have the name Pure Hearted Flying Gimp?

Bad times the gimp suit is in the wash