Well I had a shitty day at Uni doing nothing in preparation for a test, then spent about 4 hours on the afternoon doing a report due yesterday. I then went down the pub with a couple of mates. While there I drank the token few pints of Guinness (mixed alternately with Jager, never again) got myself a Guinness hat from my mate who works behind the bar, attempted to pull two insanely hot twins and subsequently failed (way out of my league and didn't have a hope in hell, but they were twins! I had to try!), texted a girl I know some fairly inappropriate things in drunken moonspeak that I'm sure I'll regret later, and then everything else is a hazy, drunken blur. Good night if you ask me.
I'm not Irish but that's pretty much the gist of most nights out, but with a novelty hat!
Edit: Also should be in Off-Topic.