What did you dream about last night?

[Banana Phone Man]

Can't remember my dreams. I haven't remembered one for months now. However there was this one that I had a few years ago that stuck with me.

I was at my school with my mates Alex and Emily. All was normal but them a whole army of terrorists came in and took over the school. As the grappled down helicopters me and my mated pulled out massive guns from our school bags and killed pretty much every one of them. We were celebrating and then one of the terrorists who hadn't quite died shot me in the back and I died. I then watched in like a 3rd person view of my school only to find that no one was greatly effected by my death.

Later (about a week) I dreamed that I was in school with my mates just like the first dream, but this time it was a swarm of locusts, crickets and some other bugs and they were consuming the flesh of everyone in the school. So me and my mates pulled out or flame throwers that we had hidden in our school bags and when on the biggest bug killing spree. This time no-one died.

Good times, good times.

 

[C117]

Well, I dreamed that me and some friends were in some kind of gloomy city to camp, and had found a really small, abandoned candy shop where we decided to sleep. Then, in the middle of the night, someone knocked on the door. Outside, there were three thugs with crowbars that asked me; "excuse us, but is it alright for us to trash this place?" And when I replied "no", we started arguing. They said stuff like "come on, man, please! It's so boring out here!" And I told them stuff like, "we're only gonna be here, like, four days. Can't you wait until we've moved out?" Then one of my friends woke up and decided to turn on a laptop and told me to show the thugs RollerCoaster Tycoon, which I agreed to. But when I started playing (it was a level were I was supposed to build in the vicinity of a madhouse), I realized that all of the rollercoasters were only half-finished and designed to crash on the paths.

That's when I gave up and woke up.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Was poring over the TV Tropes page for Monty Python's Flying Circus...

Well it's better than dreams where I'm stuck at work.

 

[Marowit]

I found myself watching an anti-marijuana commercial, and it was psychedelic with crazy colors and hippies. I then got pissed, because I thought it wasn't a true representation of anything by LSD (I haven't smoked in 5 years, and I haven't ever done acid). I suddenly found myself on the street the commercial was taking place on.

I then found myself being led into this building on the same street that the commercial was filmed on by this gorgeous 20-something-blond, who oddly enough had braces.

Then my alarm went off. I really want to know what was happening in that building...

 

[Criom]

Something to do with Lost... like I was on the island. My boyfriend and I are more recent to the show and we're in the middle of Season 2, so I was inspired.

 

[capnjack]

I'm asking because I had a really weird dream last night.

I was inside some kind of cabin made of logs. And suddenly a man wearing all green bursts in and starts running around. Soon afterwards, a police officer came into the cabin and started chasing him in order to handcuff him. The man then picked up an axe and chopped the policemans arm off and ran out the door. The policeman then started dancing and singing and other police officers joined him in the song and dance routine.

So, what did you dream about last night? And do you usually have strange and bizarre dreams?

Are you sure you weren't just watching an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

 

[tomservo4prezident]

I'm waiting for hundreds of "your mom" comments.

But until then, I just had a particularly interesting one. Essentially, it's Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory[notice I say Willy Wonka instead if Charlie as to avoid that Tim Burton abortion], recast with me and some pals. Except, one of them's Chewbacca. So, we're about to hit the part with the creepy tunnel when my friend Doug screams "Oh fuck! It's that scary fuckin' tunnel!". We all brace ourselves, and suddenly.... nothing. Until Chewbacca suddenly rips another friend, Joey, in half, eating his screaming torso, then throwing his legs into the chocolate river. And no one noticed. The whole dream Chewbacca was dripping blood, but nobody ever even mentioned it.

 

[JokerCrowe]

CENSORED

 

[sam_savage1393]

I dreamed I caught my rival school on fire, that my best friend had the world's largest mullet, and that I have figured out a way to morph time.
Weird, huh?

 

[ZeLunarian]

I worry about people i care about... even if they do well for themselves
So whatever dreams i have are usually me hopelessly trying to find/save/help these people. And in my dreams it often feels like the world is persistantly agains me.

latest dream involved a skype convo with a friend of mine who has scoliosis, just after her operation (the odds of survival from these oporations are 50-50 x.x) and then followed by me chasing after her (i have a tendancy in my dreams to ignore geographical distance) trying to get her to calm down on drink and drugs and the like (she doesnt have a problem... just smtn my mind made up while asleep)... but to know avail. And with no respect or help from people we know ):
I woke up straight from the dream so i was able to keep it fresh in my mind... But one odd part about halfway through i kinda liked in retrospect:

At that point, I was standing on the side of the road catching my breath when i noticed a roar of a loud engine... I then stood there and watched two badass motorbikes drive by one three wheeler and one two wheeler... to which i thought to my self 'coooool' and promptley returned to the main story (if you can call it that) of my dream.

Spoiler: Both bikes were something along the lines of

Both bikes were something along the lines of:

 

[Remzer]

Last night I had a dream in which one of my co-worker was explaining to me why access to Facebook was now blocked at work because I had been caught viewing a particular website for a too long period of time. He was telling me that the website (I believe it was a webcomic site, but that part wasn't clear...) was munching on our workplace's bandwidth too much (in those very words)...

Well the good news is, I still have access to Facebook. The bad news is, I do read too much webcomics from work...

 

[SideSlyGuy]

I very very rarely remember any of my dreams, like, once every few months I'll be able to recall a dream I had. I don't know if others can recall them more or less often though, so I might be the norm.

yeah, same with me. but I happen to remember my dream last night, it was just a standard day for me, but everyone and everything sounded like it was all in auto-tune, and I was the only one who found something wrong with it.

 

[Julianking93]

Yet another sex dream with mythical deities. This time it was with Aphrodite.

It was awesome.

 

[Insanum]

Last night i dreamt of big noses, And woke up with "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.

I HATE lady Gaga. Ive had to get the lovecats stuck in my head again, Just to get the GaGa out.

 

[Jandau]

Last night? I was playing basketball with the cast of Big Bang Theory (Sheldon, Raaj, Howard and Leonard) and we were being carried on the backs of large russians. This made slam dunking fairly easy. Later, I think I switched over to my recurring dream of baing stuck on a broken down space station that I have to repair. At least this time it wasn't infested with zombies.

And no, I'm not making any of that up. I love going to sleep!