What did you get for christmas?

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

 

[Tohru_Readman]

Parter:

Woody (Toy Story 3 collector's Edition)
Need for Speed Hot Pursuit (xbox360)
Sweets

Family:

Mostly money
Sweets
Few bits of Jewellery
Socks

Friends:

Batman Vault
Animal Crossing plush
Ugly Betty Guide
Sweets
Bag

Got awesome presents from everyone, hope they liked the ones I got them.

 

[Patrick Dare]

Cheater!
BT usually gets worse quality because of the hardware, and they charge a lot just for the BT symbol on the box.

Apparently the poor sound quality was my laptop's fault. Finally got a USB Bluetooth dongle for my PC and got it working and the sound quality is almost as good as my other headphones, the difference is just barely noticeable. Perhaps poor linux drivers for my laptop's built in bluetooth are to blame, I'm not sure.

 

[Dr.Fantastic]

1. Godfather, the dons edition
2. Dead rising 2
3. Skate 3
4. Katamari Forever
5. Bunch of art supplies
6. Wii classic controller
7. Headset(for my PS3)
8. and a laptop from myself(I modified it so now its awesome. Before it was broken).
So it was an awesome Christmas

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

 

[MrNickster]

GoldenEye 007 (Special Edition)
Metroid: Other M
Epic Mickey
Scribblenauts
To Kill a Mockingbird (Novel and movie)
A Clockwork Orange novel
The Truth about Chuck Norris-400 facts about the worlds greatest human book
The Ultimate Book of Martial Arts
Dragon Ball Z Volume 1 Manga
Nineteen Eighty-Four
8GB Flash Drive
Spanish for Dummies audio CD and book
Back in Black
...And Justice For All
Piece of Mind
Triple M's Thirty Years of Rock
Plantronics PC headset
TDK Earphones
Seinfeld Season 5
Hamish and Andy's Caravan of Courage
Guitar Coffee Mug
$30 iTunes Voucher
$70 EB Games Voucher
Atari 2600 with two controllers and four games (Missile Command, Space Invaders, berzerk and River Raid)

It was a great haul. I couldn't thank my family enough.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

-Inception on blu-ray (special edition, it has a totem and everything!!!)
-Nintendo DSi
-Super scribblenauts
-Kindle
-Fallout: new vegas for PC (Doesn't even get to the main menu before it shits itself and crashes my computer)
-Littlebigplanet hoodie (so warm!)

And some other stuff, like a doctor who mug and a robot monkey.

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

 

[White_Hawk]

a unicycle.