What do people always say to you?

[Baby Eater]

le snippet .

What is "System of a Down"?

if they ask this reply with ***** slap

 

[Necrofudge]

"yeah"
"no"
"I'd greatly prefer it if we never spoke again" (the last one has obviously been smartened up a little)

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

"Noob stop"
"Noooo"

In both worlds:
"Fag"(I'm not though...)
"Nerd"
"GROW YOUR AFRO!!!" (Hell no)
"Retard" (I started taking this seriously once, for a year was my resolve, got kicked out of school...)

 

[TarenLikesBlue]

You're really short!
Are you sick? your pale. (i'm, always pale)

Kid: Are you in year 10?
Me: no year 12.
Kid: Are you new?
Me: No

 

[Roxas1359]

"You make my head hurt when you talk."
Or the one that I get a lot "I will kill you."

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"You ever think you could be less apathetic?"

"Smile more."

"Put that cookie down!"

 

[Anarchy In Detroit]

"You're an asshole!"

Mostly for boisterously voicing my opinions and belittling others. Fuck em. If they deserved courtesy they'd agree with me!

"Have some respect."

Usually for swearing in public. Again, fuck you, make me stop.

"He used to be small... once."

My family describing me like I'm some kind of giant Man-Ogre hell bent on eating the villagers and pooping in the Castle Courtyard.

"Your hands are huge!"

YES! IN MY VILLAGE THEY CALL ME HAMFIST!

"Can you reach this for me?"

No. You should have grown taller.

 

[T5seconds]

"Tony stop humping that its disturbing..."

 

[No One Jones]

"Who wears white pants anyway?"
"You own more shoes than 10 girls."
"That's not funny, that was someones *insert family member here*!"
"No wonder your wife left you."

 

[Berethond]

"You're really smart."
"You're really weird."
"Will you sing for me?" No, no I will not.
"You're a lot stronger than you look" or "You're really strong for a girl." Thanks?
Ages ago when I probably did seem a bit scary, "I'd think you were scary if I didn't know you."
My best friend and I always get told that we laugh too much when we're together.
"Can I try your glasses?" And then if I let them, "Whoa, you really are blind!" Nah, I just wear glasses for funsies.
And the weirdest: "You have really nice teeth." Um, okay? Thanks?

I do wish someone would just say "I love you" or at least "Hey, how are you doing? It's been a while since I've seen you." I'd even settle for "Hi, how are you doing?" As long as they actually mean it.

Hi. How are you? I love you.

As long as they actually mean it.

Nice try.