What do people mean when they say you look like a pornstar or could be one?

[BehattedWanderer]

You may be dumb as a brick, but at least you're hung like a horse/racked like the balls in a game of pool.

Or that they hope you're a massive slut. Take your pick.

 

[Zeema]

This man IS the pornstar. he got the Stache and face for it

but i don't watch porn so i don't really know. mostly because theres no Passion or Romance between the two characters

 

[Fasckira]

See title. People tell me this often and I am not sure what they mean by it.

If you're a girl:

This is one step below posting a photo of your chest and saying, "I think my boobs are way too big lol what u guys think?". In short however, it means you look like a slut who'd be up for anything.

If you're a guy:

This is one step below posting a photo of yourself posing in the mirror wearing your shirt open, a bucketload of hair product and a pair of shades and saying, "Hmm, just me chilling.". In short however it means you look like a total douche, possibly a failed applicant for Jersey Shore.

 

[Zen Toombs]

See title. People tell me this often and I am not sure what they mean by it.

They are... trying to compliment you, I think. It also means they either think you're attractive (if you're a girl) or (if you're a boy) either think you look attractive OR like a creepy porn star (see some of the above pictures of male porn stars).

In general though, I probably wouldn't take it as a compliment.

The second time, my mum and I were on a day out and we bumped into one of her friends. This friend hadn't seen me since I was a baby, and upon seeing how much I'd grown, especially my chest (and kind of insulting mum by saying I obviously didn't inherit the size from her), she remarks that I should go into porn.

My mum's response? "...It'd be good money, actually. And you might get to go abroad."

So... good to know I've got the green light, I guess?

Haha, amusing story.

 

[Smeatza]

It means you look like you had a difficult childhood.

 

[Phasmal]

It means you look like you had a difficult childhood.

Oh my, I lol'd.

If you're a dude it usually means you have a creep-stache. If you're a woman, you look plastic.