bluepilot said:
MelasZepheos said:
bluepilot said:
I like them big, whether that be muscles or fat (or a combination of both) I like them big and manly note:by this I do not mean clinically obese). I also like hairy guys, especially chest hair. Personality wise, I want someone funny and sweet who will treat me like a lady.
So hey, line right up. Don't forget the chocolate and flowers.
Yay! Time for me to be creepy and stalkerish over the internet!
Seriously though, the reason I quoted you is because this actually did once get me a girl. She really liked the hairy chest thing, and being an ex high school rugby player who at the time was still in pretty good shape didn't hurt. When I grew a goatee it was like she couldn't get enough of me.
I have definitely found that recently being a big guy with actual muscles and hair instead of a skinny hairless thing has started to be a detriment. I'm a musician by trade, and I always see the skinny effeminate dudes getting the chicks instead of me. Very disappointing.
Pfffft, those girls do not know what they are missing. I mean who wants some skinny hairless kid when you could have, say for example, Gene Simmons (Squee).
Maybe you have been playing the wrong kind of music, what kind of music do you play?
I find though that people younger than me (born in the 90s) seem to have this strange aversion to body hair on both men and women. I'm not sure why that is because quite frankly I'd kick any hairless guys out of bed.
Gene Simmons huh? There's a tongue joke in there somewhere that I'm far too polite to make.
I'm an all sorts of music player. Rock, blues, some 80s ballads, one or two modern pop songs that mostly just take the piss (I Kissed a Girl as performed by a big ol' goateed man, Yeah bitches!) The thing I see a lot of at open mics and gigs is what I call 'White guy with an acoustic guitar' music. White guy, mid-20s, patchy stubbly beard and hair just long enough to suggest 'I'm anti-establishment' without keeping him from getting a part time job as a secretary in an accounting firm. Probably a beanie hat, rake thin with designer labels hanging off him and jeans two sixes too big. Sitting on a stool with an acoustic guitar playing stuff like Ed Sheeran in a whispy not-at-all there voice while he tilts his head to one side and closes his eyes so as to be more soulful.
I'm not a fan. Playing the guitar is awesome, and we have so much awesome music to choose from. Why would I sit on a stool playing Hey There Delilah when I could jump around the stage playing Bad Moon Rising and having an absolute ball? Pictures of me at gigs are all of me smiling and laughing and joking with the crowd. Pictures of WGWAGs are of them eyes closed looking one heckle away from garotting themselves with a guitar string. I have fun playing the guitar dammit! But still, they get the girls.
Born just pre-90s and I find the same sort of issue. Only one or two of my girlfriends haven't been shaved or waxed or somethinging downstairs (thankfully I have steered clear of vajazzling so far), and it always seems weird. I may not be entirely sure where I stand on women with body hair elsewhere, but being in bed with someone and it all being smooth is just kind of an odd sensation for me. I don't kick them out of bed of course, I am still a dude.
As for me shaving/waxing/plucking/setting myself on fire to get rid of it? No thank you ma'am, I spent many years growing this hair, I'm not about to subject myself to what amounts to modern day torture just so I can try and look a little closer to a sparkly skinned vampire.
