I go into the wild and hunt bears, naked, with my bare hands.
They're making a movie based on me, by the way. X rated, by the way, thanks to when my nudity backfired when one of the bears felt lonely (ha ha get it, backfired?). Still, uplifting cinema.
(I'm a seventeen year old, most of my time not on the computer involves friends and - with disturbing regularity - naughty parts, with occasional studying in between)