What do you do on the internet that you would never do in real life?

[MRMIdAS2k]

Masturbate while looking up a girls skirt.

 

[Darkeagle6]

Yeah, I'm mostly the same as well. I'm just more likely to get into long discussions/debates on the Internet, but that's mainly because it's easier to find people to do this with on the Internet...

 

[Stammer]

I talk to people. Holy crap am I ever shy in real life. When it comes to the internet though, I'm perfectly happy being open. Though I don't take my anonymity for granted, I still try to be a nice guy.

(Especially since it's not really anonymous to have your name as "Stammer" or "Stammer6" literally everywhere on the internet)

 

[EHKOS]

Masturbate while looking up a girls skirt.

Talk about subjects I wouldn't.

 

[ChaosBorne]

Watch people having sex. Honestly surprised that hasn't been said yet...
As far as mannerisms and stuff, I'm pretty much the same. Although I don't often have conversations with people in my underwear off the internet.

hahahaha i actually came into the thread to say that.
well besides that hmmm, well i generally don't talk with complete strangers either.

ooooh also IRL i tend to antagonize people when i'm in a bad mood for some reason not so much online.

 

[CrashBang]

Watch '2 Girls 1 Cup'.
But, in all seriousness, nothing. I try not to behave or say something on forums or Facebook that I wouldn't say in real life.

 

[geier]

Question:
What do you do on the internet that you would never do in real life?

Answer:
Talk to people, i hate humans.

 

[The Pinray]

I'm a lot nicer on the internet, ha ha. I'm a bit of a dick in real life.

 

[Agow95]

I rant alot more on the internet, and I do so alot more cynically

 

[SckizoBoy]

I definitely swear a lot more on the internet and talk about certain topics than I do IRL.

S'bout it, I t'ink...

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

I speak in caps when I'm excited.

 

[Richardplex]

I type how I speak, apart from saying gonna, because that red line google chrome gives me is too much to bear. Also, I actually talk on the blagosphere.

 

[thiosk]

Everything I say on the internet should be pronounced in a thick irish brogue.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Talk to people naked.

 

[Mirror Cage]

Not be socially awkward.

 

[Azaradel]

Have confidence.

Well, actually, that's a lie... The internet just makes easier to hide the fact that I am the least confident person ever, and can barely talk to people at all if I don't know them. I've got such a bad case of social anxiety that I just went two days without sleeping or eating properly because I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown over going back to uni.

Also, apparently, confessing to being a mental trainwreck to complete strangers.

Haha... I re-read this post fifteen times before I could get myself to hit Post... I hate this...

 

[Kae]

Talk to anybody and ***** about things, I normally don't do those things in real life since I have no one around me so bitching would be pointless since nobody would hear my complaints and talking, well what's the point if there's no one to talk to, instead of talking I just sing to myself all day long.

 

[Blemontea]

Im not as annoying or wannabe philosophical in real life, im rather quiet, shy, and laid back. Unless im around friends or excited, then im more talkative and animated.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

The way I act online is the way I talk in real life, to the extent that people who know me in real life can recognise me from how I am on here.

So you act exactly the same?

I try to do the same thing, and some of my real life friends who frequent the Escapist (read: Fayathon) act exactly scarily similar. I always read their posts in their voices, so it kind of makes it work well.

Haha you've gotta read posts from friends in their voice, gives it extra...I dunno, oomph or something.

I pretty much like the same smartass online that I am in real life. Slightly more hostile though, I'll admit.